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  • So what's the question?
    "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
    "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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    • I mean this is a little odd right? I mean granted, I've known her for a while so it's not like a near-stranger sending this but it's a bit much too soon, right? Anyone else have experience with women messaging pictures like this?
      "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
      "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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      • Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post

        But right this is a little much soon, right? I better back away, right?
        No.

        Take her out to dinner, then **** her brains out.
        Libraries are state sanctioned, so they're technically engaged in privateering. - Felch
        I thought we're trying to have a serious discussion? It says serious in the thread title!- Al. B. Sure

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        • why the f do you tell women you are a virgin?
          I need a foot massage

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          • Originally posted by Barnabas View Post
            why the f do you tell women you are a virgin?
            What? I'm supposed to lie and put on a front and not be myself? Isn't that the opposite of what you all said I should do?
            "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
            "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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            • Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
              I mean this is a little odd right? I mean granted, I've known her for a while so it's not like a near-stranger sending this but it's a bit much too soon, right? Anyone else have experience with women messaging pictures like this?
              "too soon"? For what?

              Thoth has it right. When she knows your status and sends you that pic I think it's fair to presume you are in for a pleasant evening.
              "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
              "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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              • Okay you boys had your fun. Time to edit out the pictures...
                "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                • *snip*
                  Last edited by Al B. Sure!; March 31, 2011, 18:13.
                  "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                  "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                  • I fail to see what your problem is Albie.
                    "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                    "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                    • Isn't it odd for a woman to send you pictures of her in lingerie? I mean isn't that way way too fast?

                      Who has experience with this?
                      "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                      "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                      • Sorry I came to the discussion late Albie. I read the opening page then it descended into a pile-on and I skipped ahead.

                        You've known her for years but only recently "touched base" after a couple years no contact. You aren't romantically interested in her. You are a virgin and she knows this. Correct? Anything important that I'm missing?
                        "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                        "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                        • Maybe she really finds you interesting. You've already said you've known her for a while...
                          Indifference is Bliss

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                          • Originally posted by Wezil View Post
                            Sorry I came to the discussion late Albie. I read the opening page then it descended into a pile-on and I skipped ahead.

                            You've known her for years but only recently "touched base" after a couple years no contact. You aren't romantically interested in her. You are a virgin and she knows this. Correct? Anything important that I'm missing?
                            It's not that I'm not romantically interested.

                            Okay here, I said this:

                            I'll give an example, braindead. Here's one woman who likes me right now. She's a female rapper/singer. She's pretty cute but certain things concern me like how she doesn't have a 4-year degree and she's malingering about completing her associate's degree though she's 21. Intellectually, she doesn't seem as advanced as women that I usually target. There are other things that are of concern to me that put her down a few pegs. I guess I could try her but I don't want to waste my time if I already know she's probably not future wife material.
                            And people were all like I sound like a dumbass and that I should try her out. That's the same girl.
                            "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                            "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                            • So if she isn't marriage material you aren't interested in sex?
                              "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                              "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                              • Originally posted by Wezil View Post
                                So if she isn't marriage material you aren't interested in sex?
                                Well what's the point?
                                "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                                "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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