Generally, my response to the question "what is lip gloss" would be "some stuff chicks put on their lips, sort of like lipstick. Actually, it's probably identical to lipstick except in some minor way that I don't know because it doesn't matter to me in the slightest." I would also accept "who gives a damn?"
Also, Darius, you are familiar with the concept of damning with faint praise, right? Even laying aside their social repulsiveness, and the role of subtle emotional cues in sexuality, those girls are all, "I'd hit it, I guess. If, y'know, I don't have to do anything else, and there's nothing good on TV or anything." That puts them in roughly the 45th percentile of American women between the ages of 20 and 30, and it'd be more like the 20th if we didn't have an obesity problem. And that's judging by a carefully posed photograph. And these chicks are on TV.
Also, Darius, you are familiar with the concept of damning with faint praise, right? Even laying aside their social repulsiveness, and the role of subtle emotional cues in sexuality, those girls are all, "I'd hit it, I guess. If, y'know, I don't have to do anything else, and there's nothing good on TV or anything." That puts them in roughly the 45th percentile of American women between the ages of 20 and 30, and it'd be more like the 20th if we didn't have an obesity problem. And that's judging by a carefully posed photograph. And these chicks are on TV.
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