Poly Off Topic Users - The Dumbass Situation

[Robert]

I guarantee you that investment banks had far larger DBs with far more asinine schemas than whatever Poly has...

As for backing up, what's the problem?

It's MySQL, no?

It is MySQL.
I am not familiar with it at all, neither am I with putty or the linux environment. So the hints you gave make it still hardly understandable for me, thought thanks a lot anyway.
Jeroen is now on it. He wasn't able to get anything done b/c of being too busy, but now he's working on it.

[Asher]

You don't need to understand it. You just need to type it and replace the parameters with whatever you have...

[Elok]

I'm not certain, but I believe post count is simply incremented by one each time you post, and that's it; it doesn't decrement for deleted posts or anything else other than admin giving you a PCR. But like I said, I could be wrong.

[SlowwHand]

I am posting to check my post count, please delete this post when I am finished.

EDIT: I am finished, and I am distressed that I am at 9000 posts exactly.

If you're distressed, can you imagine how the rest of us feel?

[Aeson]

I have given up on my request, remembering that I'm a moderator or something like that, and thus no one knows how to ban or pcr me.

[Robert]

I know!

[Thoth]

I know!

Lies.

Everyone knows Mr Plumpie knows nothing.

[Aeson]

I think he was saying he knows that I'm a moderator and thus he knows that he doesn't know how to give me a PCR

[MikeH]

I know how to ban and PCR all of you, I just don't have the access to do it. And I'd really need a lot of access to 'ban' RP.

[Robert]

I think he was saying he knows that I'm a moderator and thus he knows that he doesn't know how to give me a PCR

Ask me to give you a PCR.........
9000 is a number I can remember......

[Aeson]

You really are diabolical you know... pretending like you don't know how to PCR me until I give up and get like 13 extra posts... then claiming you remember how, but conveniently forgetting that I've asked for a PCR already in this thread (and for years )

Ok.. please give me a PCR.

9013... remember it's 9000 with bad luck! (If you want to go more and give me negatives, that'd be fine. Like take away the 40k posts from Asher, but take them from my post count. I doubt you know how to do it though! )

[Aeson]

You really are diabolical you know... pretending like you don't know how to PCR me until I give up and get like 13 extra posts... then claiming you remember how, but conveniently forgetting that I've asked for a PCR already in this thread (and for years )

Ok.. please give me a PCR.

9013... remember it's 9000 with bad luck! (If you want to go more and give me negatives, that'd be fine. Like take away the 40k posts from Asher, but take them from my post count. I doubt you know how to do it though! )

[Aeson]

Oh ****ING HELL NO! A DP when post count is so crucial. Now how is Cybershy going to remember what my post count is? This is further evidence that this site is run by a diabolical duo. Like Pinky and the Brain. (We all know which one is Pinky!)

[DaShi]

Why does he even need to remember?

[Robert]

I'm sorry, you ruined it with the DP.
I was about to manually keep your PC at 0, but now the moment is gone. too bad.