I really hate this time of year

[Al B. Sure!]

Rihanna sounds obnoxious. Her singing voice is so nasal.

I know a Jamaican chick who looks somewhat like her (not weird Rihanna with half her head shaved, though; good Rihanna). She played me though as all women do being interested, telling me she liked me, etc. then vanishing She was an engineering student which was cool for a girl.

[DaShi]

:sigh:

[Imran Siddiqui]

Wow they really ****ed up September.

That was awesome

[Al B. Sure!]

Umbrella doubly sucks because it samples Canada


"Under my umbrella ella ella ehhh ehhh!!"

****ing pay us rights, *****.

Canada has the best national anthem ever

[Al B. Sure!]

That was awesome

Are you trying to be cute?

Holy ****, Imran. SHE DESECRATED THE SONG! Maurice White would probably have a heart-attack if he heard that ****.

Seriously, the chick can't even sing. Do you know what singing is?! She ****ing can't sing for ****. SHE HAS NO RANGE! She is monotone as ****. She whisper sings which is a trick used by crappy singers so their lack of talent isn't as evident.

Holy **** it doesn't even come close to comparing:

[Imran Siddiqui]

No, I'm not being cute. Unlike people who have no idea who Led ****ing Zeppelin are, I know musical talent

[Al B. Sure!]

She can not sing better than anyone you can find on the street. Flat out. She can not sing. There's no ifs ands or buts about it. She can not sing.

Wow. I just went to listen to their other songs. Wow. The version of Beyonce's Put a Ring On It. Wow. Just wow this chick can't sing. Is this a joke? Is that what this is? Is it some youtube joke crap that is popular because it's so craptastic?

[Imran Siddiqui]

Yes, she can sing (and imagine that, no autotune!). And secondly, the arrangement on it was great .

[Al B. Sure!]

Yes, she can sing (and imagine that, no autotune!). And secondly, the arrangement on it was great .

SHE HAS ZERO RANGE.

SHE SINGS ONLY MONOTONE.

SHE WHISPER SINGS WHICH IS THE COPOUT TRICK. Let's see her sing loud enough to be heard on stage without a microphone.

I am seriously offended by how she ruined one of my favorite songs by Earth, Wind, & Fire.

[Imran Siddiqui]

I want to thank you for linking to them. I'm listening to their covers on youtube and I love them!

[Al B. Sure!]

You're a ****ing hipster, Imran, and this whole contrarian thing you got going on is ticking me off. I know what you're doing. It's like how you did it with Brett Favre. You're trying to get under my skin.

[Imran Siddiqui]

They are a better Regina Spector (who I'm not really a big fan of). I love their use of fun and strange instruments. There is a reason they were selected for a nation wide car commercial Al, and isn't because the company thought they were bad.

And I've never denied being a hipster.

[Al B. Sure!]

The Numa Numa guy was in a commercial. What's your point?

Secondly, maybe the company just figured that these people would appeal to hipster douches who buy Hyundais.

Thirdly, the chick can't sing. Whatever you say about their instrumentation doesn't change the fact that the chick is a blah singer.

Fourthly, Tay Zonday is better than this. Plus, he actually makes his own songs.

[KrazyHorse]

DION IS A ****ING DOO WOP GOD. LEARN YOUR ****ING HISTORY, YOU IGNORANT TROGLODYTE!

You're a moron. LZ sold ten times as many albums as Dion.



LZ is something like the 5th highest selling act of all time.

[Imran Siddiqui]

Cool, Pomplamoose's songs are on Amazon and iTunes! Sweet