I really hate this time of year

[Al B. Sure!]

Wait wait... was it seriously only MRT who got my reference when I changed my name to Al B. Sure! He was the only one who laughed at it but was it because it went over all of your heads?

And I'm the ignorant one

And Asher, Killing Me Softly, as far as I know, was originally by Roberta Flack who is Black, not white.

[Asher]

Wait wait... was it seriously only MRT who got my reference when I changed my name to Al B. Sure! He was the only one who laughed at it but was it because it went over all of your heads?

And I'm the ignorant one

And Asher, Killing Me Softly, as far as I know, was originally by Roberta Flack who is Black, not white.

She didn't write the song. White folk did.

So, you didn't know.

Flack did a cover version.

It was originally recorded by Lori Lieberman. That sound like a black name to you?

[Asher]

Apparently the song came about after Lieberman was at a Don McLean concert.

Do you even know who he is, Alby?

[Asher]

I'm going to go to bed, so I'm just going to do this for him.

Apparently the song came about after Lieberman was at a Don McLean concert.

Do you even know who he is, Alby?

Who is that?

[Al B. Sure!]

Wow, that unibrow

Hey young buck, Al B. Sure! was a sex symbol in his heydey, unibrow and all



I still want to know. Were you all unaware of the origin of my screen-name?

[Asher]

He was recently a contestant on the reality show The Ultimate Merger, in fact.

That had better not be some hookup show...

[Al B. Sure!]

That had better not be some hookup show...

Yes.

Donald Trump Presents The Ultimate Merger starring Omarosa whatever. Contestants vie for her love. Wikipedia tells me Al B. Sure! and her used to date before the show. He lost, though, apparently.

In more weirdness, Al B. Sure!'s son's stepfather is Puff Daddy.

[Barnabas]

What enjoyment do people get from stuff like this?

It is basically every breath you take by The Police with Puff Daddy talking over it.

what is the merit in that?

[Egbert]

What enjoyment do people get from stuff like this?
It is basically every breath you take by The Police with Puff Daddy talking over it.


That Puff daddy thing was awful, couldn't bear to listen to it.
The second one, by the Police, was so much better.
I don't know if one is an imitation of the other. I didn't want to listen to the first one long enough to find out.

[MOBIUS]

Wow, that unibrow

And his eyes are a bit close together - he looks slightly boss-eyed too!

[Elok]

Who the **** doesn't know who the Temptations are?

I grow up in white-as-****-Canada and I sure as hell know who they are.

Maybe we just appreciate good music?

To be fair, I don't know that they don't know the Temptations, I just suspect. I live out in the sticks, remember. Most of the adults like country music rubbish.

[Tuberski]

Led Zepplin sucks donkey balls.

But, I've heard of them.

ACK!

[Lorizael]

Led Zepplin sucks donkey balls.

ACK!

But you've heard of them.

[Tuberski]

Indeed. Corrected.

ACK!

[self biased]

I want to thank you for linking to them. I'm listening to their covers on youtube and I love them!

Imran, we've got to accept a few things before moving on to making fun of Albie. The first is that He's right: Pompaloosamusic or whatever the hell it's called is a terrible terrible slight against god and creation. the fact that Albie doesn't like them is only a coincidence. Even a blind squirrel finds a nut sometimes, and Al just got lucky for once in his life.

the second is that if we weren't all already aware of where your irony was parted, you would have outed yourself has a hipster douche. granted, you're pretty much the picture of a hipster, but not a hipster of oerdin-like proportions.

also for the record, the Doors huff dong.