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Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
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You know Al's stories. The girls he seems to be interested don't seem to be 'relationship material'. He doesn't seem to be 'relationship material' either, so maybe it is best for him to just sit out for a bit until he changes...
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GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.Comment
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and at the very least we don't have to worry about him reproducing in the mean time, unless Ably can manage to do that by parthenogenesis.I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
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"The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.
"The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de BottonComment
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Maybe I should clarify some things...
There's no 'trying to spare your feelings' thing going on. Many of these women actually told me they liked me, that I seemed like someone they would like to know better, etc. They told others that they were interested in me. The people who hook me up with their friends... this is no dump him on their friend thing. This is their friend saw me and was like 'Who is he? Does he have a girlfriend?' A few women have given me slips of paper with their name and number in college classes or at my job when they're customers, etc.
In every case though, they become repulsed within a week.
Then, to further mind**** the whole thing, they see me several months later and are back to being blushy and smiling."Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben KenobiComment
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Just give up and cut your testicles off12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
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Apparently you're a bad person.Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
And women like attention.Then, to further mind**** the whole thing, they see me several months later and are back to being blushy and smiling.Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La RochefoucauldComment
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God you are so dense!!!Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
You have been given the source of your problem right there in that first week - whatever it is you're doing during that point where you realise the girl likes you and then 'virtually' dumps (not like you even got to 1st 1st base!) a week later!
Right there in that week you turn from someone they find attractive, into a douche. Clearly it's not a physical thing, so it is a subtle change in your demeanour during that period! It's not rocket science - I told you exactly what I thought a bunch of posts ago, and yet it's still a mystery to you...
I'd don't know, maybe you're the perfect gentleman till you realise you might be in with a chance and start talking to their breasts, or something. Figure it out - we can't be there to hold your hand for you!
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i wouldn't buy a car without test driving it.I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
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During the time I didn't get girls, it was 100% because of me.Indifference is BlissComment
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Touche.Originally posted by MikeH View PostYou? A Nerd?! But thank god you sorted out your nerdiness and are now a proud member of Apolyton Off-Topic... Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.Comment
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You need to take a video of you walking, and another of you talking. It'll show you what I mean.Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View PostMore successful with getting women? So the gay guys get all the girls routine?
I really doubt I act, talk, and look gay. Everyone is just saying that because Asher wanted to **** with me and it somehow stuck with all of you. Trust me. Some of you have even heard my voice. I don't sound gay, for one. I can't really show you how I act, though, but I'm positive women don't assume I'm gay. I've been told by some women that they assumed I was some sort of player at first."The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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Maybe this is were he has gone wrong - has he invited a friend along to hold his hand on the first date?Originally posted by MOBIUS View PostFigure it out - we can't be there to hold your hand for you!One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.Comment
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Not every female or woman is a lady.Originally posted by self biased View Post
Repeat this to your self three times while brushing your teeth every morning.Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez DávilaComment
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