Why do women run away?

[rah]

There's a big difference between not trying and not doing anything.

[KrazyHorse]

I've given up on women.

Called it.

[Al B. Sure!]

Called it.

I keep seeing this here... is that the cool new thing for the KH geniuses clique? Is it so witty and clever and makes you look cool? High-fives all around! You, too, Kuci, Drake, and gribbler the wannabe. You've earned it!

[KrazyHorse]

It's not clever. Just the honest truth.

[self biased]

Called it.

yeah, but what were the odds on that? it probably would have cost more to place the bet than the damn thing paid out.

[Al B. Sure!]

I'm not gay. I've just given up on women. I'm not trying men now.

[DaShi]

I keep seeing this here... is that the cool new thing for the KH geniuses clique? Is it so witty and clever and makes you look cool? High-fives all around! You, too, Kuci, Drake, and gribbler the wannabe. You've earned it!

I say it too. But it's true that I'm not part of the genius clique. I couldn't pass the written exam.

[DaShi]

I'm not gay. I've just given up on women. I'm not trying men now.

Maybe you should try men.

[Barnabas]

Weren't you in the military or something like that?

Aren't you reasonably fit?

Don't you have a business degree or something like that?

Go to an internet dating site, put a picture of yourself with a military outfit, put that you are athletic and that fitness is one of your interests, write that you have some kind of degree

You should be able to score something

[Al B. Sure!]

Tried that. Miserable failure. Got some mutual winks on match.com, sent some e-mails (not stupid e-mails, either) and either got no response or it never evolved past whatever topic I asked about. One woman (a kindergarten teacher) got all offended because I said something about Jack Johnson being corny but not in a bad way (don't ask) but she was a Christian nut anyway and really into those weird books for women... you know what I'm talking about... the ones that they make movies on that are all the same. I think 'The Notebook' or something like that.

It was overall not a positive experience. A crapload of women were not interested at all.

Of course when I brought match.com up to women I get the whole "What the hell are you doing on match.com? You're the last person I would expect to use that. That's for people who can't get women"

Umm... yeah. It's amazing with how much incredulity those girls said that. They soon found out the truth

[Barnabas]

Have you ever flirted with someone in real life?

edit: A few years ago I worked part time in a call center giving sex and relationship tips to americans, they would send their questions to love21222 through their cell phones, I would pretend to be some sex expert chick from the midwest


It was the funniest job I ever had, It didn't feel like working

[Provost Harrison]

Online dating is sh*t...I managed to get a few dates here and there but not much else. Use the real world, it is a far better environments. Try meetup groups or something like that to get you out of the house. I am going to start doing these things once I am back in the UK for any length of time (currently my job keeps me far too busy).

[OneFootInTheGrave]

they are not running away, they are playing "hide and seek".

[Dinner]

Al, you're going to have to rethink your entire creepy demeanor or become gay. It's obvious woman don't just dislike you but loath you. Even creepy guys they just dislike can get laid but you seem a hopeless case. You probably want to pay some poor willing girl just to get it over with and then take her advice very seriously since it is obvious regular girls lie to you to "spare your feelings" and you're to dumb to read between the lines.

Seriously, as long as you're not a total disaster girls will put up with you and even if you are they'll usually at least **** you a few times for fun if you're a bad boy. WTF is your major malfunction?

[Dinner]

I'm not gay. Women have just given up on me.

Fixed. Seriously, dude. I was a nerd in high school (President of the Speech & Debate Team and everything) but between the army and going to the right college (known for partying and 69% women) I pulled it out. I won't lie to you. At this late date it will be difficult for you but all is not lost and it is still possible to make a man out of you.