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  • #31
    Originally posted by Boris Godunov View Post
    I guess because I listen to the Mozart Requiem fairly regularly, I'm a secret Catholic.
    Actually, this is a fun game. Let's keep playing.


    Given that I enjoy the music of James Brown, Stevie Wonder, and George Clinton, I am obviously not a white person.
    "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
    "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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    • #32
      Because I respect some of the views of Thomas Jefferson, I obviously own slaves.
      If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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      • #33
        Because I think Boris is a funny, intelligent, stimulating guy, I am quite obviously a screaming queen.
        "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
        "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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        • #34
          Because I think of Ben with disdain I'm a bad person.
          You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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          • #35
            Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
            Because I respect some of the views of Thomas Jefferson, I obviously own slaves.
            HC has jungle fever.
            "Just puttin on the foil" - Jeff Hanson

            “In a democracy, I realize you don’t need to talk to the top leader to know how the country feels. When I go to a dictatorship, I only have to talk to one person and that’s the dictator, because he speaks for all the people.†- Jimmy Carter

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            • #36
              Yanks, you better Wake up before your SARRACEN PRESIDENT installs SHARIA LAW in your nation! no more Sex and the City!
              I need a foot massage

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              • #37
                I have no fear of Sarracen Jessica Parker.
                "Just puttin on the foil" - Jeff Hanson

                “In a democracy, I realize you don’t need to talk to the top leader to know how the country feels. When I go to a dictatorship, I only have to talk to one person and that’s the dictator, because he speaks for all the people.†- Jimmy Carter

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by OneFootInTheGrave View Post
                  Hosni Mubarak
                  Barak Hussein Obama
                  Osama Bin Laden
                  Saddam Hussein

                  Who is the odd one out?
                  Osama Bin Laden was never a president!

                  Do I get a prize, or did someone get this before me?
                  John Brown did nothing wrong.

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                  • #39
                    Last time I checked, there is no legal religious requirement you need to meet to qualify for holding political office in United States.
                    A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                    • #40
                      It's a joke, MrFun. But on a serious note, there is actually a rule in the constitution that there shall be no religious test for taking public office.
                      If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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                      • #41
                        This all whatever the religious equivalent of racism is... It makes me wonder if, because it's not cool to say you're against him for being Black, that people switch up to something else 'strange and different' like him being a Muslim.

                        Even if he was a freaking Muslim, who the **** cares? Good. We have the first Black AND the first Muslim president. Who gives a ****? It's like when people were opposed to JFK just because he was a Catholic. People were freaking out that Kennedy would take his policy from the Vatican. How do you feel about that one, Ben?

                        And if Romney gets the nomination for 2012, people will have their panties in a wad over him being a Mormon. And god forbid we ever have the first atheist president since the early 19th century. This is really sick. What does belief in a particular religion or none have anything to do with someone's ability to be president?
                        "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                        "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                        • #42
                          Isn't this the same number of people that believed Bush was behind 9/11?
                          I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                          For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                          • #43
                            As far as I know, the mosque was going to be approved. Bloomberg was behind it. Why did Obama stick his foot in it when the locals were doing well enough on their own? It's undisciplined.
                            I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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                            • #44
                              Oh no, the President decided to articulate a defense of basic First Amendment rights, how undisciplined

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by DanS View Post
                                As far as I know, the mosque was going to be approved. Bloomberg was behind it. Why did Obama stick his foot in it when the locals were doing well enough on their own? It's undisciplined.
                                My thinking is that he's arrogant. He did the same thing with that Chicago cop and the professor. He went from nobody state senator to President in four years and thinks that when he opens his mouth and states his opinion, hearts and minds will follow. I think he's clearly wrong, at this point. His political capital is largely gone.

                                Originally posted by Kuciwalker View Post
                                Oh no, the President decided to articulate a defense of basic First Amendment rights, how undisciplined
                                Uh, yeah, it is. You're donated to the ****ing ACLU, how can you not realize how unfortunately unpopular the first amendment is?
                                If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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