I'm rather angry.

[duke o' york]

Is KH on the wagon? I'd have expected him to post in this thread, if not only to challenge your assumptions of "a quiet night".

Say it ain't so K....

[Ben Kenobi]

Hell even back in rural nowheresville, all the real drinkers had a cab driver they knew that was able to sell to them out of the trunk of their car. Selection was limited and the markup was steep but delivery was reasonably prompt

I worked for a delivery company that did just this.

[Japher]

Davis had the student ran Tipsy Taxi.. it cost 25 cents, but I never paid.