Is there a way to increase appetite?

[N35t0r]

Lasagna


Eat as little fiber as possible. You'll add 5kg of stuck-up ****.

[DanS]

Nuts & cheese.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

The answer's still cannabis. Used as an appetite stimulant in chemo patients.

[Kuciwalker]

Someone needs too optimize that ****.

My understanding is that every time they figure out a way to make all the equipment lighter, the guys in charge see it as a chance to add even more gear.

[Al B. Sure!]

My understanding is that every time they figure out a way to make all the equipment lighter, the guys in charge see it as a chance to add even more gear.

N35t0r: No pasta. No carbs. Fiber yes.

DanS: Yeah I've been eating nuts and cheese. I'm actually getting a little concerned that I'm taking in a bit too much Saturated Fat. I know it's not really as bad as people act like it is, especially if you exercise, but between 3/4-1 gallon of milk a day, a lot of meat, nuts, cheese, and olive oil, I'm taking in a lot of Saturated Fats. Which I think is also why I'm having appetite issues because saturated fats are so satiating.

Buggs: Marijuana use is an adamant no go. You do realize the military tests for that ****?

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

So you stop taking it a month beforehand. Unless they do spectrographic analysis of your hair (and they won't) it'll never be detected.

[duke o' york]

Cannabis.

Took the words right out of my mouth. Seconds on that!

I'm not addicted to weight training. It's preparation for my job.


U.S. Marine Cpl. Brian Knight, of Cincinnati, Ohio, with the 2nd Marine Expeditionary Brigade, 1st Battalion 5th Marines, pauses briefly in the heat to rest with his heavy pack filled with mortar equipment, ammunition, food, and water in the Nawa district in Afghanistan’s Helmand province

I must have missed that Star Wars prequel, but he definitely looks like he should have gills. Why is his helmet just hanging round his neck? I don't know, mermen just aren't cut out to be marines, despite the name.

[N35t0r]

, missed that.

[edit:]

Albert: What about eating more meat? Especially those cuts which don't have as much fat... I do realise it will probably be more expensive to you than it is here though...


Also, a proper lasagna has very little pasta in it.

[Japher]

protein shakes

[Kidlicious]

I don't know where you got your information, but taking in that many calories is going to make you really fat. In fact, I doubt that it's possible to take in that many. Also, for doing what you want to do you don't need that much strength. What you need is endurance. Instead of trying to become a fat ass you need to be walking your ass off.

[Dauphin]

So you stop taking it a month beforehand. Unless they do spectrographic analysis of your hair (and they won't) it'll never be detected.

They shave it instead.

[Al B. Sure!]

at Dauphin. Good point

I don't know where you got your information, but taking in that many calories is going to make you really fat. In fact, I doubt that it's possible to take in that many. Also, for doing what you want to do you don't need that much strength. What you need is endurance. Instead of trying to become a fat ass you need to be walking your ass off.

I know what I'm doing, Kid. Don't tell me what I need for the military. I don't feel like explaining the ins and outs of things. Just know everything is well thought out.

And you're crazy if you think taking in 4000 calories WITH the appropriate amount of exercise is going to make you fat. How much does Michael Phelps eat? How much do bodybuilders eat?

And it's more than possible. I've exceeded 4000 on a few occasions but it required me forcing down food. Basically, let me give an example of how it's definitely possible

Gallon of whole milk: 2400 calories
Two cups oatmeal: 450 calories
2 Bananas: 210 calories
1/4 lb beef sausage: 360 calories
1/2 lb ground beef/hamburger: 600 calories

Look, that's already 4020 calories. It's just that I pretty much will eat something like the 'breakfast' portion (oatmeal, sausage, and fruit and drink milk throughout the day) but then never feel like eating again til the next day (usually the next day at night; so I eat one meal like every 36 hours [of course, I squeeze in some vegetables somewhere along with the milk throughout the day).

Looking at it, I feel like a ***** because 4000 calories really is not that much food at all especially since I fairly easily polish off the milk. I got to buckle down and actually do it I guess.

[Kidlicious]

Man, I don't really know how trolling works, but are you suppose to make yourself look like a dumbass Al. B Sure!? I don't get what the motivation is.

[ZEE]

no that is called "Asking For It"

[Ogie Oglethorpe]

Dr. Nick: Hi everybody!
Homer+Bart: Hi Doctor Nick!
Nick: Now there are many options available for dangerously
underweighted individuals like yourself. I recommend a slow
steady gorging process combined with assal horizontology.
Homer: [pensive] Of course.
Nick: [points to a chart] You'll want to focus on the neglected
food groups such as the whipped group, the congealed group
and the chocotastic!
Homer: What can I do to speed the whole thing up, Doctor?
Nick: Well...be creative. Instead of making sandwiches with
bread, use poptarts. Instead of chewing gum, chew bacon,
heh...
Bart: You could brush your teeth with milkshakes!
Dr. Nick: Hey, did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too?
And remember, if you're not sure about something, rub it
against a piece of paper. If the paper turns clear, it's
your window to weight gain. Bye bye, everybody!