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    Annoying breeder/soccer mom trends that Must Be Stopped

    On my way into work today, I passed three separate SUVs (natch) with insipid, smiling decal stick figures on their rear window, detailing how many, how old, and the variety of the crotchfruit that the driver has spawned with their mate.

    How I wish I had a Bondian supercar armed with rockets and chainguns and the like.
    "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
    "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud
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    Originally posted by Guynemer View Post
    On my way into work today, I passed three separate SUVs (natch) with insipid, smiling decal stick figures on their rear window, detailing how many, how old, and the variety of the crotchfruit that the driver has spawned with their mate.

    How I wish I had a Bondian supercar armed with rockets and chainguns and the like.
    And you're a pediatrician?
    "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
    'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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    • #3
      That just means he knows better than we do how evil children are.
      "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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      • #4
        'Crotchfruit'!

        Definitely an argument as to why abortion is good!
        Is it me, or is MOBIUS a horrible person?

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        • #5
          It could be worse, Guyenemer. You could start seeing clones of Ben Kenobis out and about everyday on your way to work.
          A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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          • #6
            Kids
            I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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            • #7
              Why do I have an urge to put a smiling Alec Guinness, "may the force be with you" bumper sticker on Guy's car?
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              • #8
                I never liked those "Child On-board" signs. Why give people like Guy a head's up of a potential target?
                Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by MRT144 View Post
                  And you're a pediatrician?
                  Damned right. Kids are fine; parents are ****ing insufferable.
                  "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
                  "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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                  • #10
                    I bet Bush bumper stickers wind you up too.
                    I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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                    • #11
                      Urban Dictionary: Crotchfruit
                      http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=crotchfruit
                      The meddlesome beings breeders create.


                      **** trophy breeder rugrat childfree moo sprog moomy child crotch critter kid duh children snotminer chair-sniffer heterosexual **** kids middle class straight ***** pumper breeder farm hetero
                      12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                      Stadtluft Macht Frei
                      Killing it is the new killing it
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                      • #12
                        Well-said.
                        Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                        "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                        He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by DanS View Post
                          I bet Bush bumper stickers wind you up too.
                          Not particularly.
                          "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
                          "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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                          • #14
                            This might blow your mind, but you are crotchfruit too. We are all crotchfruit, if you want to be honest here.

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                            • #15
                              I bet you've got the fruitiest crotch, Wiggy!
                              Is it me, or is MOBIUS a horrible person?

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