So, Canada is basically like a crap Australia?

[notyoueither]

UofC! UofC! UofC!

[Flubber]

3. Serving me beer

Australia dedicates itself to sending tens of thousands of it's young women and men to the UK every year to work in bars and serve me beer. These tanned, fit young things (years away from their first melanomas) also get incredibly drunk and shag anything that moves. I don't see Canada taking one for the team and servicing the Motherland with it's best and brightest.
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Australia sends thousands to Canada to serve us beer too and run all our ski lifts. These fit young things are known foreshagging everything that moves here as well (resort lifestyle). It seems a rite of passage for many Ausssies to spend at least a year or 3 abroad


Other than that its 'meh' fror the OP. I do fail to see how having tiny critters that may sneak up on you and poison you is a positive. At least canada's more fearsome beasts have the courtesy to take you on and maul you with brute strength with none of this venom trickery

[SlowwHand]

[Guynemer]

Wait.



Canada has an intelligence service?




That's even more adorable than Canada having a navy!

[Asher]

Wait.



Canada has an intelligence service?




That's even more adorable than Canada having a navy!

CSIS tried to recruit me out of university (not as a spy, but as an analyst), but the pay is awful. I am not at all surprised that they are useless given that anyone who works there would take a massive pay cut from the private sector. Anyone good at analysis would look at their offer and decline it.

[Barnabas]

Australia has personality (kangaroos, koalas, skin cancer, boomerangs), all around the world Canadians are seen as just Americans, except the French speaking ones.

[Asher]

Kangaroos are not personality.

[notyoueither]

Australia has personality (kangaroos, koalas, skin cancer, boomerangs), all around the world Canadians are seen as just Americans, except the French speaking ones.

That's why some Americans hide behind Canadian flags while travelling, eh?

[Drake Tungsten]

Canadians aren't seen as Americans overseas. They're seen as less interesting, important, and desirable than Americans.

[DaShi]

It's safer to be from an insignificant country.

[notyoueither]

Canadians aren't seen as Americans overseas.

Thank God.

[Drake Tungsten]

What's great about Canadians is that, while everyone overseas views them as inferior substitutes for Americans, the Canucks are fine with that so long as they're not seen as Americans.

Massive inferiority complexes...

[notyoueither]

Actually, the problem is that there are too many Americans who are like Drake, and that contributes to giving the whole bunch a bad name.

[Drake Tungsten]

Actually, the problem is that there are too many Americans who are like Drake

How is that a problem? People like me are why Americans are seen as more interesting, important, and desirable than Canadians.

[notyoueither]

I didn't think that anyone other than psychologists and psychiatrists find loud narcissists interesting. I doubt even they think it important or desirable.