How do you like your mustard?

[Dinner]

Were you also the one who said you like Swiss on a cheese-steak?

I asked what the real deal was? Most places around here do swiss instead of cheese wiz and so I asked which was more authentic and which tasted better.

[Dinner]

I see no option for wholegrain or English mustard, you barbarian.

There is an option for other styles of mustard.

[Dinner]

What is that red stuff, Imran?

First of all no decent dog uses those lame mass produced white bread buns and everyone knows great hot dogs are supposed to be wrapped in bacon preferably with grilled onions and peppers on top.

Picture of the naked hot dog:


Picture of a properly dressed hot dog:

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Never thought it was possible to make a red-blooded man's meal like a hot dog look gay, Oerdin. Now I just need to decide whether you deserve admiration or ridicule for it.

Look at the poor thing. It's been molested.

[Al B. Sure!]

Oerdin:

Swiss on a cheesesteak is bizarre. But apparently that's how John Kerry likes it.

[onodera]

Russian mustard, of course! The one that goes straight to your sinuses. I hate that Euro-American sour **** they call mustard. Bavarian sweet mustard is fun to have sometimes, though.

[Al B. Sure!]

Oerdin:

What is that white stuff on the hotdog?

[Al B. Sure!]

Ketchup, mustard, relish, chili, cheese, and onions are the only things I can legitimately picture on a hot dog. Everything else is liable to make you gag.

[Dinner]

Oerdin:

What is that white stuff on the hotdog?

It's thinned mayo. Basically you mix mayo 4:1 with lemon juice. If you like you can add tobasco but I prefer to use a real hot salsa in addition so the tobasco is redundant.

[onodera]

Never thought it was possible to make a red-blooded man's meal like a hot dog look gay, Oerdin. Now I just need to decide whether you deserve admiration or ridicule for it.

Look at the poor thing. It's been molested.

Yeah, the way he caresses the sausage...

[Ben Kenobi]

I'd guess mayo.

I usually have relish, mustard and ketchup on a hotdog.

If I'm fixing up a burger for myself, I'll have mustard, relish, ketchup, mayonnaise, tomato, lettuce and cheese.

Oerdin, how is the salsa? I've wanted to replace all those with salsa, but I've never tried.

[Al B. Sure!]

It's thinned mayo. Basically you mix mayo 4:1 with lemon juice. If you like you can add tobasco but I prefer to use a real hot salsa in addition so the tobasco is redundant.

Mayo on a hot dog? Now I've heard everything!

(that's almost as disgusting as when I found out that people in Europe like french fries with mayo instead of ketchup)

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Yeah, the way he caresses the sausage...

He's practically easing back its foreskin.

[Dinner]

He's holding it up for the camera. You guys are pervs.

[Al B. Sure!]

Actually really, is this stuff just regional differences? I've never heard of mustard on a hamburger or a hotdog without ketchup but with mayonnaise. What regions of the country do they do this bizarre stuff?