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  • Ben's religion poll

    I was amused at Loin's thread, so here are the choices.
    17
    Scientology
    11.76%
    2
    Mormonism
    11.76%
    2
    Radical Islam
    23.53%
    4
    Mennonite
    0.00%
    0
    Catholic (what I currently am)
    23.53%
    4
    Athiest (Church of Dawkins)
    0.00%
    0
    Agnostic
    0.00%
    0
    Church of England
    0.00%
    0
    Satanists
    5.88%
    1
    Bennonites
    5.88%
    1
    Communists
    0.00%
    0
    Jedi
    11.76%
    2
    Buddhism
    0.00%
    0
    Mainline, non COE protestant
    0.00%
    0
    Some other religion - write below
    5.88%
    1
    Donovan and his yellow banana
    0.00%
    0
    Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
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  • #2
    I'm willing to bet you'll get yourself killed before you switch again.
    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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    • #3
      Ming, vote 'Other' for your choice. Catholics follow the Pope.
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      • #4
        Go away!
        “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
        "Capitalism ho!"

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        • #5
          Ben, why is the lady in your avatar wearing a hijab? Are you a radical islamist now?

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          • #6
            I'm willing to bet you'll get yourself killed before you switch again.
            Fine. What do you wager?
            Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
            "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
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            • #7
              Ben and his look at me threads... for shame. Too many other posters post look at him threads, now you're doing this?

              And Church of Dawkins? Only a religious person could come up with something like that.
              "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
              "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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              • #8
                People feel loin should have posted a poll in the first place. Perhaps a mod can see fit to merge the threads together.

                The church of Dawkins distinguishes between your ordinary, garden-variety agnostic, from the froth at the mouth, ban all religious symbols.

                Interestingly the two, or three most likely choices aren't on this poll at all.
                Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
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                • #9
                  The most likely answer is the True Catholic Church, which will be formed when the False Catholic Church (aka what is currently known as the Catholic Church) reforms some of its stupid and evil way much to Ben's dismay. The True Pope will set up his New St. Peter's Basilica in Kansas and it will be built using fags' bones as its foundation and ground up insolent women as mortar.
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                  • #10
                    Any suicide cult will do.

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                    • #11
                      What religion will Ben be in the future?
                      I wasn't aware that people could literally become religions.
                      Indifference is Bliss

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                      • #12
                        No? You might want to read up on Lutheranism, Calvinism, Mennonites, Buddhists, etc.

                        All named after their founders.
                        Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
                        "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
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                        • #13
                          Judaism... founded by Judah
                          "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                          "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Ben Kenobi View Post
                            No? You might want to read up on Lutheranism, Calvinism, Mennonites, Buddhists, etc.

                            All named after their founders.
                            I'm pretty sure Henry Ford is still a dead person, despite having a car company named after him.
                            Indifference is Bliss

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                            • #15
                              And so is the generallissimo Francisco Franco.

                              That's why everyone says that Hitler was a Francoist.

                              Oh wait, he was a socialist, never mind.
                              Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
                              "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
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