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  • #16
    So much better than the first.
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    • #17
      The first one was tolerable though.
      If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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      • #18
        Maybe when you were 7.
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        • #19
          The 3rd had it's moments (mainly the fight between Obi Wan and Boy Vader) but enough of it was so painful that I wanted to claw out my eyes and ears.

          Avatar was just trite in the Dances with Wolves fashion.
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          • #20
            Episode 3 was actually good.

            Avatar on the other hand has zero redeeming features.
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            • #21
              There you go, Ben completely disagrees with me. Proving my rightness.
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              • #22
                Originally posted by OzzyKP View Post
                Maybe when you were 7.
                No, there really aren't any moments in 1 where you are physically compelled to stop watching because it's so bad, and there are several genuinely entertaining scenes.

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Kuciwalker View Post
                  there really aren't any moments in 1 where you are physically compelled to stop watching because it's so bad
                  Apart from the bit about midichlorians, Young Anakin destroying the space fleet, every bit with JarJar, anything that required Young Anakin to vaguely act.
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                  • #24
                    Apart from the bit about midichlorians, Young Anakin destroying the space fleet, every bit with JarJar, anything that required Young Anakin to vaguely act.



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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Ben Kenobi View Post
                      Episode 3 was actually good.

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by MikeH View Post
                        Apart from the bit about midichlorians, Young Anakin destroying the space fleet, every bit with JarJar, anything that required Young Anakin to vaguely act.
                        The stupid voyage through the middle of the planet where giant monsters attacked the ship, scenes with Anakin's slave master, scenes with all of JarJar's people, oh, and the stupid trade federation, actually... just about every CGI character was pretty hard to watch and the movie had plenty.
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                        • #27
                          Most of the hate towards the SWP is because they were the painful desecration of a previously beloved franchise. Considered on their own merits, or lack thereof, they're merely mediocre films. Episode I was utterly atrocious largely because of Jar Jar. The others had some decent action scenes interspersed with Darth Boyband chewing on his lines.
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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by OzzyKP View Post
                            The stupid voyage through the middle of the planet where giant monsters attacked the ship, scenes with Anakin's slave master, scenes with all of JarJar's people, oh, and the stupid trade federation, actually... just about every CGI character was pretty hard to watch and the movie had plenty.
                            Ah yes, thank you. And them.
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                            • #29
                              There wasn't really a single cool space battle in SW 1-3. The one in Ep1 was stupidly won by teh kid, and the other one at the beginning of Ep3 started promising, but became ridiculous fast. Only the spacefight Kenobi vs. Fett between the asteroids was quite good, but not really 'battle' scale.

                              Instead we got ever more lightsabre fights. First they were faster and better than before but looked silly and overdone soon, esp. those vs. Grievous. Should have renamed the franchise from StarWars to LightsabreWars.
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