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  • #46
    John Cleese

    Charlie Sheen and Martin Sheen vs. Kirk Douglas and Michael Douglas.
    "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
    'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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    • #47
      I AM SPARTACUS!!!!

      Guynemer vs 500 post threads
      Founder of The Glory of War, CHAMPIONS OF APOLYTON!!!
      '92 & '96 Perot, '00 & '04 Bush, '08 & '12 Obama, '16 Clinton, '20 Biden, '24 Harris

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      • #48
        Guynemer, cuz he's a Guy.

        Drake Tungsten vs Wiglaf

        (and btw, I would have decapitated those remaining Chinese teenagers with my bionic vision)
        Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
        RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-Arms

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        • #49
          Wiggy, of course, because he'd wig out.

          Jrabbit vs Donegeal
          Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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          • #50
            Donegeal tazes ftw.

            fez vs HARDMAN
            I'm consitently stupid- Japher
            I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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            • #51
              Fez.

              Mr. President vs. Chilean President?
              Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
              "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
              2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!

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              • #52
                Chilean President

                Santa Claus versus Grinch
                A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                • #53
                  Santa Claus. He could have his reindeer stomp hell out of Grinch.

                  Cujo vs. Cristina
                  Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                  "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                  He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                  • #54
                    Roger Ebert interfears and gives them both his patented 2 thumbs down finishing move.

                    Somalian Militants vs Los Angeles Gangs
                    The Wizard of AAHZ

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                    • #55
                      Originally posted by AAHZ View Post
                      Roger Ebert interfears and gives them both his patented 2 thumbs down finishing move.

                      Somalian Militants vs Los Angeles Gangs
                      Somalian Militants cause of rawket launchairs.

                      FBI vs. ATF
                      "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
                      'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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                      • #56
                        Originally posted by MRT144 View Post
                        Somalian Militants cause of rawket launchairs.

                        FBI vs. ATF
                        Why would the Australian Temporary Fencing company get into a fight with the FBI?

                        FBI.
                        "You say that it is your custom to burn widows. Very well. We also have a custom: when men burn a woman alive, we tie a rope around their necks and we hang them. Build your funeral pyre; beside it, my carpenters will build a gallows. You may follow your custom. And then we will follow ours."--General Sir Charles James Napier

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                        • #57
                          Why would Fat-Bottomed Indians be so tough?
                          Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                          "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                          He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                          • #58
                            Touche. Vikings versus Trekkies.

                            Edit, also, who are the ATF?
                            Last edited by Zevico; April 22, 2010, 02:35.
                            "You say that it is your custom to burn widows. Very well. We also have a custom: when men burn a woman alive, we tie a rope around their necks and we hang them. Build your funeral pyre; beside it, my carpenters will build a gallows. You may follow your custom. And then we will follow ours."--General Sir Charles James Napier

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                            • #59
                              Vikings


                              Stephen Hawking vs. Terri Schiavo





                              (Yes, I'm fully aware I'm going to hell.)
                              "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
                              "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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                              • #60
                                Hawking (Terri's already dead. Steve bumps her with his wheelchair for the Flawless Victory finishing move!)

                                AAHZ vs Robocon
                                Founder of The Glory of War, CHAMPIONS OF APOLYTON!!!
                                '92 & '96 Perot, '00 & '04 Bush, '08 & '12 Obama, '16 Clinton, '20 Biden, '24 Harris

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