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**Felch** · April 15, 2010, 12:23

It is! But 15 year olds are so much more naïve and eager to please.

**Riesstiu IV** · April 15, 2010, 12:24

What's the age of non-consent?

**Ecofarm** · April 15, 2010, 12:29

I wonder if Ozzy supports Felch's deficiency.

**Hauldren Collider** · April 15, 2010, 12:40

Originally posted by Felch View Post

I make nine bucks an hour lifeguarding an empty pool and smoking weed with my supervisors. Beat that.

I know a guy who made nine bucks an hour lifeguarding and didn't smoke weed. I think he wins.

**Ecofarm** · April 15, 2010, 12:46

I'm glad the pool is empty.

**Felch** · April 15, 2010, 12:54

Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post

I know a guy who made nine bucks an hour lifeguarding and didn't smoke weed. I think he wins.

I think your friend is a filthy liar.

**Wezil** · April 15, 2010, 12:55

The pool's empty because the lifeguard is always stoned.

Duh.

**giblets** · April 15, 2010, 13:51

Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post

I know a guy who made nine bucks an hour lifeguarding and didn't smoke weed. I think he wins.

I think you don't understand the game.

**Kuciwalker** · April 15, 2010, 13:51

Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post

I know a guy who made nine bucks an hour lifeguarding and didn't smoke weed. I think he wins.

I made NINE TWENTY FIVE an hour lifeguarding and didn't smoke weed. Booyah.

**Lorizael** · April 15, 2010, 14:06

Originally posted by Felch View Post

I make nine bucks an hour lifeguarding an empty pool and smoking weed with my supervisors. Beat that.

I make $700 every two weeks by regularly telling the State of Maryland that I'm looking for a job. Beat that.

**Wezil** · April 15, 2010, 14:13

Ah, a professional liar.

**Felch** · April 15, 2010, 14:18

Originally posted by Lorizael View Post

I make $700 every two weeks by regularly telling the State of Maryland that I'm looking for a job. Beat that.

I'm still collecting too! Got 650 last week, on top of what I "earned" by "working".

Unemployment FTW!

**Felch** · April 15, 2010, 14:32

All right, I got my bag of dope and assorted paraphernalia. I'm off to work. Peace y'all.

**C0ckney** · April 15, 2010, 14:36

$350/week on the dole, that's insane.

**Asher** · April 15, 2010, 15:01

Originally posted by Lorizael View Post

I make $700 every two weeks by regularly telling the State of Maryland that I'm looking for a job. Beat that.

When did you come back?

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