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  • How many times have you been molested by a priest?

    poll.
    13
    1-5
    0.00%
    0
    6-10
    7.69%
    1
    11-20
    0.00%
    0
    21-30
    0.00%
    0
    31-50
    0.00%
    0
    51-100
    0.00%
    0
    100+
    30.77%
    4
    I am a priest
    23.08%
    3
    I touch bananas
    38.46%
    5

  • #2
    he gave me his body
    Monkey!!!

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    • #3
      They say every time someone eats bread or drinks wine Jesus enters their body. That just sounds wrong.
      Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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      • #4
        Hundreds of times. Ben must be jealous.

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        • #5
          Gribbler is going to fit in well here.
          Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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          • #6
            It depends on your definition of "molested" and "priest" and "times".
            I'm consitently stupid- Japher
            I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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            • #7
              Hmm, probably about a couple hundred by now.

              Oh, you meant molested not masticated. Serves me right for scanning through.
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              • #8
                Do your hands get sore from all the priests you have masturbated?

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                • #9
                  You aren't supposed to use your hands anymore.
                  Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
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                  • #10
                    beginners
                    Monkey!!!

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                    • #11
                      I can't answer this, my priest said that talking about it would be a sin.
                      If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
                      ){ :|:& };:

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                      • #12
                        polls are not as fun now as when they were anonymous

                        I went to a nun school, so no priests were in the vicinity.
                        Note that i'm a dude and that this is not at all strange where I live
                        "An archaeologist is the best husband a women can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her." - Agatha Christie
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                        • #13
                          You need anonymous? You're that ashamed of your opinion?

                          I think Riesstiu has something he needs to talk about.
                          Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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                          • #14
                            Also, you guys need to specify what kind of priest molested you. Was he or she a Theurgist of the Satanic Church, an Acolyte of Baal, or a Zoroastrian Magi?

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                            • #15
                              I knew there was more to the story. We're getting close now.
                              Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                              "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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