UK General Election- May 6th

[Cort Haus]

For some reason I always imagined Kuci to look something like this.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

failing to use the subjunctive

It's present tense, barbarian. The fact that my scanner isn't working is an issue I am commenting on in the ongoing here and now.

[Kuciwalker]

There's a present subjunctive. Your usage was incorrect, though in some degenerate dialects of English it may be accepted.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

It's now lecturing me on how to make language grating and graceless through pedantic submission to the most unwieldy grammatical conventions.

This is the kind of arrant pedantry up with which I will not put.

[Kuciwalker]

"If ... were" is not only the correct form, but also better-sounding. By contrast, the hanging preposition often sounds much more natural than the "proper" form.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

"If ... were" is .... but also better-sounding.

Prove that with an equation. And make it impressive.

[Kuciwalker]

97% of people prefer proper use of the subjunctive in that case, while the other 3% are busy sucking their own dicks.

97 > 3.

QED.

[Provost Harrison]

Kuciwalker...can you, you know, get a life or something?

And another point, how many more f**king times can Gordon Brown say the word "crucial" before I scream!

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

97% of people prefer proper use of the subjunctive in that case, while the other 3% are busy sucking their own dicks.

97 > 3.

QED.

Who in their right mind would want to be part of that 97?

[Dauphin]

I recognised the name Rees-Mogg, but couldn't place, but then found this:

Ali G: "So what if you got busy with my sister? You wouldn't like it 'cos she ain't the cleanest girl out there! Um, well it can be arranged. She'd be keen!"
Rees-Mogg: "You speculating on my having a relationship with somebody I've never met and that leading to a child being born and then as to what class it might be is so..uh..far fetched..um..as to be ridiculous. I have no idea what.."
Ali G: "What? You think you is too good for my sister?"
Rees-Mogg: "Certainly not. No I wouldn't dream..."
Ali G: "You is. No, you is though. She's is rank. She's nothing. Believe me, even my mum cuss her, tell her she's a slag!"

I think I may have seen that.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

He's the son of William Rees-Mogg, editor of The Times and general media grandee.

And here's Jakey boy in action.

[MOBIUS]

Who in their right mind would want to be part of that 97?

Exactly! I'm just imagining how much happier I would be if I was capable of sucking my own dick!

[MOBIUS]

97% of people prefer proper use of the subjunctive in that case, while the other 3% are busy sucking their own dicks.

97 > 3.

QED.

Kuci, 97% of people on poly think you are a dick.

QED.

[Dauphin]

[Heraclitus]

He's the son of William Rees-Mogg, editor of The Times and general media grandee.

And here's Jakey boy in action.

This is what I think of when I think "British".