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  • #16
    And Byrd is Pro Tem, not Biden
    "I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
    ^ The Poly equivalent of:
    "I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the Mooninite

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    • #17
      Senate majority leader; Mike McConnell (R-KY.), Senate minority leader; Nancy Pelosi (D-CA.)
      Wishful thinking I guess
      It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
      RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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      • #18
        Also, you might want to retake your citizenship class (you became a US citizen, right?) The Vice President succeeds the President. Since, like, our inception.
        Not yet. Yes, I know, but that's part of the gag. President Hillary Clinton. Rats, you are correct, it's Robert Byrd.
        Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
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        • #19
          Originally posted by The Emperor Fabulous View Post
          The Vice President succeeds the President. Since, like, our inception.
          That one was understandable. Do you really think anyone will let Biden be President? Hell I'd bet Obama has a Secret Service agent detailed to keep Biden away from him.
          Last edited by DinoDoc; April 1, 2010, 16:39.
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          • #20
            Originally posted by DinoDoc View Post
            That one was understandable. Do you really think anyone will let Biden be President? Hell I'd bet Obama has a Secret Servic agent detailed to take out Biden if necessary.
            FIXED
            It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
            RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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            • #21
              Humor is short and concise, cuz after a while you're just beating a pile of brown horse-flavored mush.
              The humor is in the things that didn't have to be changed.
              Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
              "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
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              • #22
                Rah, read it again.

                Congress --

                Robert Byrd (D-WV.), president pro tem to the Senate;
                Harry Reid (D-UT.), Senate majority leader;
                Mike McConnell (R-KY.), Senate minority leader;
                Nancy Pelosi (D-CA.), speaker of the House; and
                John Boehner (R-OH.), House minority leader.

                Yes, I know the format they have it in is confusing, but that is exactly how they had it in the original press release.
                Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
                "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
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                • #23
                  Originally posted by rah View Post
                  FIXED
                  You could have done me a solid and fixed the typo. But, noooo.
                  Last edited by DinoDoc; April 1, 2010, 16:39.
                  I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                  For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                  • #24
                    I would have had to catch it myself to fix it

                    and yeah Ben that format was confusing. It caught me.
                    It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
                    RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                    • #25
                      Obama reigns

                      stray s
                      Monkey!!!

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                      • #26
                        He had invited 20 senators and 26 representatives for a farewell meeting in the Cabinet room. Later, Sen. John Kerry, (D-MA), one of those present, said Obama said to them very much what he said in his speech.

                        "He just told us that the country couldn't operate with a lame-duck President," Kerry reported. "Then he broke down and cried and he had to leave the room. Then the rest of us broke down and cried."
                        This I thought was the funniest bit. The only thing I changed is the name. Points to whomever can tell me actually said this the first time.
                        Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
                        "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
                        2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by DinoDoc View Post
                          That one was understandable. Do you really think anyone will let Biden be President? Hell I'd bet Obama has a Secret Servic agent detailed to keep Biden away from him.
                          I was so happy, proud, and thrilled that the workhorse Senator Joe Biden was selected and then elected to the second-highest position in the country, after a lifetime of service to and sacrifice for this nation.

                          Then came day two. And he was still there.
                          "I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
                          ^ The Poly equivalent of:
                          "I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the Mooninite

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Ben Kenobi View Post
                            This I thought was the funniest bit. The only thing I changed is the name. Points to whomever can tell me actually said this the first time.
                            Just about to tell you, that line did make me chuckle. Buggered if I know the answer to that though. One of the future Bushies?
                            "I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
                            ^ The Poly equivalent of:
                            "I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the Mooninite

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                            • #29
                              It sounds like it could be Bob Dole.
                              “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                              - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                              • #30
                                AuH2O.
                                Solomwi is very wise. - Imran Siddiqui

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