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  • Would you let your son be an altar boy?

    Would you?
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    Yes
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    No
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    Might as well just rape him with a banana myself
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  • #2
    I might possibly if I married a very serious catholic.

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    • #3
      Sure... no problem. Working weddings and funerals was a good source of income when I was growing up.
      However, I would make sure he was warned that priests weren't allowed to touch them and to tell me right away if one of them tried...
      Keep on Civin'
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      • #4
        Yes, but not before I taught him how to kill with his bare hands.

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        • #5
          Nahhh... just teach him how to kick somebody in the balls
          Keep on Civin'
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          • #6
            That's just what the priest wants.
            “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
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            • #7
              I'd rather my kid be a scientologist who sweeps floors in a catholic church, donates all their money to jews and is an altar boy than a muslim.

              Is that what you were asking?
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              • #8
                I'd rather your kid be a muslim.
                “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                "Capitalism ho!"

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                • #9
                  I wouldn't mind my son be a muslim. My daughter on the other hand...

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by DaShi View Post
                    I'd rather your kid be a muslim.

                    I call t-shirt copyrights.
                    Everybody knows...Democracy...One of Us Cannot be Wrong...War...Fanatics

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                    • #11
                      I would, but I would remind him that homosexuals are the devil's legions who must be hunted down and eviscerated.

                      Is that the answer you were looking for Asher?
                      John Brown did nothing wrong.

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                      • #12
                        If we use a state that the kids will not get tried as adults (and we change "homo" to "pedo", above), I'm in. We should unleash an army of child pedo-hunters who kill painfully and without remorse. Where's the downside? Great idea, Asher.
                        Everybody knows...Democracy...One of Us Cannot be Wrong...War...Fanatics

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                        • #13
                          Alter boy? Why not? Apparently some people like their first time to be with someone older and more sexually experienced.
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                          • #14
                            Sure I would. Altar boys are safe in Episcopalian / Anglican Churches.
                            "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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                            • #15
                              Yep, I totally would.
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