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  • Think I should run for president in a few years?

    Policies:

    Liberal Domestic Policy.
    Level the Middle East (I'm not talking about this PC BS. ie lets drop a 45 million dollar bomb on someones head, no, --> CARPET BOMBING, with a get out of town free warning). (start that region over from scratch)
    Default on debt to China and impose tarrifs on them less the value their money like everyone else.
    Anti-Corporation and Special Interests.
    Shrink the Government.
    New Aggressive Nuclear Anti-Proliferation Policy.
    Terrorize the Terrorists.
    Decrease in Military Operations (as we really just need the navy and air force to do the aerial bombing).
    Increase in Taxes on the Wealthy (combined couples that make over 300,000 dollars a year).
    Decrease in Taxes on Middle Class and Lower Class (Elimination of Income Tax for them).
    Universal Heath Care.
    New Anti-Hate Legislation and/or Executive Orders.
    Annexing Mexico, (Canada too if Ben keeps making me mad).
    Big Increase in Secondary Education.
    Limit Outsourcing of Jobs.
    Disband NAFTA (redundent see annexing).
    Turn Isreal into a UN managed Terroritory (Security Zone).
    Iran and North Korea, problems will be fixed, run for the hills fellas!
    New Improved Space Program and R&D.
    Consititutional Proposition to allow Executive Branch limited ability to propose Bills, just not vote on them.
    Fix the TSA and Air Industry to extreme efficiency yet safety.
    Increase in Disaster Recovery Mobilization abilities like FEMA.

    -So will you vote for me?
    "Our words are backed with NUCLEAR WEAPONS!"​​

  • #2
    I thought you were God... why would God want to run for a publically elected office?
    Monkey!!!

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    • #3
      JUST PLAYING DEVILS ADVOCATE.
      "Our words are backed with NUCLEAR WEAPONS!"​​

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      • #4
        No communist healthcare!
        Everybody knows...Democracy...One of Us Cannot be Wrong...War...Fanatics

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        • #5
          How about fascist healthcare?
          "Our words are backed with NUCLEAR WEAPONS!"​​

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          • #6
            No individual mandate.
            Everybody knows...Democracy...One of Us Cannot be Wrong...War...Fanatics

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            • #7
              Just as bad - only health care that works are the one where you die if you can't pay.
              With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

              Steven Weinberg

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              • #8
                I bet if you pay, you die anyway.
                Everybody knows...Democracy...One of Us Cannot be Wrong...War...Fanatics

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                • #9
                  Nah, the church has promised me eternal life if I pay a lot of money.
                  With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

                  Steven Weinberg

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                  • #10
                    Let me get this straight, you want to "shrink the government" but you also want UHC, a better FEMA, and active government intervention against job outsourcing. You want a Nuclear Anti-Proliferation Policy but you're willing to start a potential Nuclear War against North Korea.

                    Let me put this in the nicest way possible, your platform is utterly stupid and unachievable. ****forbrains Ben "man-boy-rapist" Kenobi has more sensible policies than you do.

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                    • #11
                      Do you have a negro dialect?
                      Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
                      "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
                      2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Ben Kenobi View Post
                        Do you have a negro dialect?
                        ****forbrains Ben "man-boy-rapist" Kenobi


                        ****forbrains Ben "man-boy-rapist" Kenobi


                        ****forbrains Ben "man-boy-rapist" Kenobi


                        ****forbrains Ben "man-boy-rapist" Kenobi


                        ****forbrains Ben "man-boy-rapist" Kenobi


                        ****forbrains Ben "man-boy-rapist" Kenobi


                        ****forbrains Ben "man-boy-rapist" Kenobi


                        ****forbrains Ben "man-boy-rapist" Kenobi


                        ****forbrains Ben "man-boy-rapist" Kenobi


                        ****forbrains Ben "man-boy-rapist" Kenobi


                        ****forbrains Ben "man-boy-rapist" Kenobi


                        ****forbrains Ben "man-boy-rapist" Kenobi
                        urgh.NSFW

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                        • #13
                          I would not. Separation of church and State.
                          “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                          "Capitalism ho!"

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                          • #14
                            I would not. Separation of church and State.
                            “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                            "Capitalism ho!"

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Ecofarm View Post
                              No communist healthcare!
                              Other than that, you can count on me.
                              Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                              "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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