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    We already have the Golden Raspberry Awards (I think that's their full name, I just call them Razzies like everyone else) for terrible filmmaking. I've been thinking for a long time, shouldn't we be able to snarkily call people out for more important things? Specifically, bad leadership. Ideally, some wonky NGO would vote each year for the head of state (of all the world's nations) who best exemplifies bad government in one of several categories:

    -The Pope Alexander VI award for clean, transparent government
    -The Neville Chamberlain (?) award for sound foreign policy
    -The Marie Antoinette (?) award for philanthropy and humanitarianism
    -The Pol Pot award for human rights
    -The Louis XV award for economic development/fiscal restraint
    -The Napoleon Bonaparte (?) peace prize
    -Lastly, The Hitler, an award for the leader who overall failed the most to lead his/her people, or the world, to greatness or prosperity.

    The ?'s indicate that I feel the leader whose name I chose isn't ideal. "Let them eat cake" is probably a myth, for example, and AFAIK Neville isn't known for any cockup other than that one fantastically embarrassing episode. I'd also like the awards to be named for a broader spectrum of historical figures. I know there were bad, bad leaders prior to 1500 or so, and more of them outside Europe. Any ideas? Including ways to turn this into a reality somehow, assuming it hasn't already been done?
    Last edited by Elok; March 13, 2010, 20:33.
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    Idi Amin for his culinary school.
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      Mugabe for economics.
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        Dubya for being a christian president.
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          Yeah, Mugabe probably would be the best for economics, though I do wish there were someone more ancient to emphasize the proud historical legacy of incompetent leadership.
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          • #6
            Nero Caesar, perhaps?
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              The Pope Alexander VI award for clean, transparent government


              Does it really give you a hardon to dump on Catholics?
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                The Louis XV award for economic development/fiscal restraint
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                • #9
                  Oh, Louis XV is perfect! Thanks!

                  Originally posted by Ben Kenobi View Post


                  Does it really give you a hardon to dump on Catholics?
                  No, but I'd like to hear how Al 6 wasn't incredibly crooked.
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                  • #10
                    BK: The Jesse Jackson of Catholicism.
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                      Ben has gotten boring. There's no creativity to his trolls now. He's become a fundy slowwhand.
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                        Originally posted by Ben Kenobi View Post


                        Does it really give you a hardon to dump on Catholics?
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                          Genghis Khan Peace Prize is better IMO
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                          • #14
                            Maybe, but the thing is, Genghis was also famous for his tendency to massacre civilians, and as such he overlaps somewhat with the human rights prize. Napoleon was generally civilized to conquered peoples, he just wouldn't stop invading every damned country in arm's reach.
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                              The Nobel Peace Prize is its own parody. Make it the Yasser Arafat Peace Prize. Or Henry Kissinger.
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