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Epic Beard Man's epic combinations would carry the day.I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891
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Techno Viking has demonstrated an ability only to intimidate drunks, and his only skill is pointing sternly.
Epic Beard Man would take Techno Viking's best dance move and then proceed to administer an epic beatdown flawless victory-style.I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891
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Epic Beard Man, hands down. Have you seen the interview with him on YouTube? When he starts crying that his mom died two days after he came back from Vietnam? OMG, seriously, don't mess with him."The world is too small in Vorarlberg". Austrian ex-vice-chancellor Hubert Gorbach in a letter to Alistar [sic] Darling, looking for a job...
"Let me break this down for you, fresh from algebra II. A 95% chance to win 5 times means a (95*5) chance to win = 475% chance to win." Wiglaf, Court jester or hayseed, you judge.
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Originally posted by Wernazuma III View PostEpic Beard Man, hands down. Have you seen the interview with him on YouTube? When he starts crying that his mom died two days after he came back from Vietnam? OMG, seriously, don't mess with him.
My favorite part (2:20-2:45) was how he shot a mugger who "ran like a sissy" and he "never got caught for that"...
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This is my favorite funny fight
It is the Arab Israeli conflict argentine style
First the tall jewish journalists discusses with the short arab descended union leader on the devaluation of the currency
The union leader defends the devaluation because it makes the economy more competitive
Th jewish guy calls him simple minded and basic
The union leader accuses him of having changed his surname (Like Bob Dylan whose real surname is Zimmerman)
The jewish guy accuses the arab of not paying taxes and of defending the terrorist attack to the Embassy of Israel in Buenos Aires.
The short guys yells, how can you say that, you jewish son of a *****, and the fight begins
the guy who kicks the fallen journalist at 1:56 and the secretary with the hot ass in jeans at 2:00 are must seensI need a foot massage
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While EBM throws a lot of bunches in the bus bundle, he doesn't put much weight into them. The black bloke went down easy. Not impressed.The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland
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Why are people scared of techno viking?Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
"Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!
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He's european. I'd bet he'd crumple with one punch.Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
"Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!
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