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  • #16
    i just don't know what to say sometimes
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    • #17
      Epic Beard Man's epic combinations would carry the day.
      I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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      • #18
        I'm confident Techno Viking would be able to block most of Epic Beard Man's combinations with his techno arm flailing.
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        • #19
          Techno Viking has demonstrated an ability only to intimidate drunks, and his only skill is pointing sternly.

          Epic Beard Man would take Techno Viking's best dance move and then proceed to administer an epic beatdown flawless victory-style.
          I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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          • #20
            Techno viking is scary to you guys?

            What a bunch of pussies.

            Epic Beard Guy, ftw!

            ACK!
            Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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            • #21
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              • #22
                Epic Beard Man, hands down. Have you seen the interview with him on YouTube? When he starts crying that his mom died two days after he came back from Vietnam? OMG, seriously, don't mess with him.
                "The world is too small in Vorarlberg". Austrian ex-vice-chancellor Hubert Gorbach in a letter to Alistar [sic] Darling, looking for a job...
                "Let me break this down for you, fresh from algebra II. A 95% chance to win 5 times means a (95*5) chance to win = 475% chance to win." Wiglaf, Court jester or hayseed, you judge.

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Wernazuma III View Post
                  Epic Beard Man, hands down. Have you seen the interview with him on YouTube? When he starts crying that his mom died two days after he came back from Vietnam? OMG, seriously, don't mess with him.
                  For the uninformed:




                  My favorite part (2:20-2:45) was how he shot a mugger who "ran like a sissy" and he "never got caught for that"...
                  Unbelievable!

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                  • #24
                    That's why the Muslims really should not **** with America.
                    I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                    - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                    • #25
                      This is my favorite funny fight




                      It is the Arab Israeli conflict argentine style

                      First the tall jewish journalists discusses with the short arab descended union leader on the devaluation of the currency

                      The union leader defends the devaluation because it makes the economy more competitive

                      Th jewish guy calls him simple minded and basic

                      The union leader accuses him of having changed his surname (Like Bob Dylan whose real surname is Zimmerman)

                      The jewish guy accuses the arab of not paying taxes and of defending the terrorist attack to the Embassy of Israel in Buenos Aires.

                      The short guys yells, how can you say that, you jewish son of a *****, and the fight begins

                      the guy who kicks the fallen journalist at 1:56 and the secretary with the hot ass in jeans at 2:00 are must seens
                      I need a foot massage

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                      • #26
                        While EBM throws a lot of bunches in the bus bundle, he doesn't put much weight into them. The black bloke went down easy. Not impressed.
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                        • #27
                          Apparently Techno Viking is a German bodybuilder and bouncer; the dude fights for a living. Game over for EBM.
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                          • #28
                            Why are people scared of techno viking?
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                            • #29
                              The fact that you're not just demonstrates how stupid you are.
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                              • #30
                                He's european. I'd bet he'd crumple with one punch.
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