Canada declares war on Switzerland

[Asher]

The ugly, cocky Russian gay skater guy lost to the cute, polite American gay skater guy.

You okay over there, Serb?

Russia can't seem to score on the tiny nation of Slovakia. Sad.

[Serb]

It was clear few days before the free programm that refs gonna kill Plushenko. Damn two of your international refrefs placed him 22 and 23rd in his first programme. F*ck. None Olympic champion skate for 5.0 and still wins the short programme after even such two obviously unfair scores. These f*ckers were just f*ckers.
And today was really something. Plusheko was the only one out of all competitors who performed a four spin jump clearly and was flawless at his entire (MUCH COMPLICATED PROGRAMME) and they have placed him second after who?
Lysechek (or whatever his name is)?
Damn. This guy was flawless too, but his programme was NOWHERE NEAR as complicated as Plusheko's programme. Plushenko's programme was the best. NOBODY, NOBODY can do the same programme like hi did (4+3 is something - Lysechek was NOWHERE NEAR). This is the most complicated programme in the world. And Plusheko performed FLAWLESS.

These refs are disgrace.

Fair play, my ass.
Shame on them.
**** them.
God is their ref for what they have done.
Plusheko have been robbed. Clearly. Anyone who understands at least a bit in figure skating understands that.
Shame on Canada again.

[Asher]

If the Russians were literate, they may've read the new figure skating rules that everyone else did. There's a reason only the Russian was doing the quad, and the reason is the new rules this year favoured NOT doing it. You accumulate more points in other methods.

Russia, as always, is behind the times.

[Serb]

Yet Canadian Olympic games is just one huge f*ck-up.
And the reffering in figure skating is just another proof of this.

When two people do their programme without mistkes, but one of them has the basic value of its programme much higher and the refs place him second- IT IS A DISGRACE.

The Olympic games is about fair play. But these games are not Olympic.

[Asher]

Fair? You're lucky we even let Russians into our country. We're more than fair.

[Serb]

Russia can't seem to score on the tiny nation of Slovakia. Sad.

a) Swiss aren't a much bigger nation.
b) Slovakia isn't Switzerland (they were WC champions aside Swiss), not even mention Norway.
c) After Slovakia lost to my home city player team Jaromir Jagr 3-1, they have nothing to lose and they are extremely motivated now. Yep, Jagr plays in my home city. And he is still great despite all your barkings.
d) We scored just now.
e) FY.

[Serb]

Fair? You're lucky we even let Russians into our country. We're more than fair.

Great. This is a perfect example of Canadian understanding of the Olympic spirit.

****ing as$ (c) C. Bale.

[Asher]

That goal shouldn't have counted. The refs are not doing their job.

I'm going to have to send a dispatch beaver out to see what's going on...

[Asher]

According to my data the goal was scored by "MOROZOV Alexey". First of all, this is a terrible fake name. I've never heard of a Russian surname like "Morozov", get ****ing real. And it's Alexei, not Alexey.

You're not fooling anyone.

[Asher]

Does Russia even have any of its own sports? Or do they just steal sports from other nations?

It seems to be the Russian MO. No creative thoughts or originality at all. Just steal, steal, steal.

Hockey is Canada's game. You can play it if you want, but show some respect.

[Serb]

According to my data the goal was scored by "MOROZOV Alexey". First of all, this is a terrible fake name. I've never heard of a Russian surname like "Morozov", get ****ing real. And it's Alexei, not Alexey.

You're not fooling anyone.

It's Морозов Алексей. He is a captain of our team for three years or something. And it's not his fault you morons can't spell his name properly. Just like you can't spell Ovechkin, Kovalchuk or Datsuk names properly.

Your monkey language is not good enough to spell our names properly. Simple as that.

[Serb]

Does Russia even have any of its own sports? Or do they just steal sports from other nations?

It seems to be the Russian MO. No creative thoughts or originality at all. Just steal, steal, steal.

Hockey is Canada's game. You can play it if you want, but show some respect.

I'll reserve this quote for the semis when we'll kick you out. No medals for you at these games. Despite all your bought refs.
Surely your team deserved to play Russia in finals, but you did them a bad favor.
Hey PolyCanacks, when Russian will kick team Canada out of the tournament you know whom to blame.
Balme Asher, 'cause I cursed your team in retaliation to his trolling.


Burn the mofo.

[Asher]

It's Морозов Алексей. He is a captain of our team for three years or something. And it's not his fault you morons can't spell his name properly. Just like you can't spell Ovechkin, Kovalchuk or Datsuk names properly.

Your monkey language is not good enough to spell our names properly. Simple as that.

I spell their names correctly all the time, just as you did there.

The fact that you *******s can't handle the real alphabet is your problem. Construct your names properly using the alphabet that's proven itself to be superior if you care. Just don't *****.

Seriously, what the **** is up with your alphabet. It makes no ****ing sense.

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[Asher]

I should get my name changed on Apolyton to Ашер for the remainder of the Olympics...

[Serb]

I spell their names correctly all the time, just as you did there.

The fact that you *******s can't handle the real alphabet is your problem. Construct your names properly using the alphabet that's proven itself to be superior if you care. Just don't *****.

Seriously, what the **** is up with your alphabet. It makes no ****ing sense.

Why don't you save a simple mp3 file spelling these names and attach it here, then I will give you a proper spelling?

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You want me to correct your bubblefish mistakes?