advice

[duke o' york]

Is she hot though?

[Drake Tungsten]

Kuci claims to have slept with her, so most likely not.

[Kuciwalker]

Ouch.

[Dauphin]

My comment on the OP would be, know your audience. Think more about emotions than facts here. That's what you are talking to afterall.

[Dauphin]

Invite her to a fancy dress party, and tell her you are going in those ice skaters' garb.

[Drake Tungsten]

Ouch.

Nothing personal; it's not like there's a great number of posters on Poly pulling down quality poon. The fact that you're getting laid at all puts you firmly in the top quartile of posters here.

[Whoha]

[17:09] Girl: can i ask a question?
[17:10] Girl: are you insinuating that this is a defect of poorer, undeveloped countries?
[17:10] Alex: that someone, somewhere, made an insensitive, mocking depiction of a part of their culture
[17:10] Girl: (and i don't think that's true... just based on my own experience)
[17:10] Alex: I'm trying to figure out how to explain this

You could have said here that it is a sign of prestige as more people feel the need to denigrate your country/culture, and that China would have to get over it just like the rest of the developed world and avoided calling them poor and undeveloped that way.

But yea, apologize, you being in the right simply does not matter here.

[duke o' york]

Well, alternatively you could invade her.

[notyoueither]

Totally wild idea: apologise for having hurt her feelings?

[Ben Kenobi]

Ben given people advise on how not to piss people off. Words of an expert.

Well if you know how to piss people off, you know how to avoid doing so as well.

[Elok]

You need to apologize: get down on your knees and say, "ah so, me tho tholly." That ought to patch things up.

[Ben Kenobi]

Unfortunatedy, you canucks have it the same way

Not enough of us do. Too many America haters up here.

The other alternative is to say that America deserves to be hated, and to show how the attitude that all cultures deserve to be respected *except* America is bigotry.

[Ben Kenobi]

Invite her to a fancy dress party, and tell her you are going in those ice skaters' garb

You're about halfway there.

Go to her door in a bufu with the correct hat and apologise. If Kuci has skillz he could pull that off.

[BlackCat]

The other alternative is to say that America deserves to be hated

That is plain idiotic, but I guess that you love if it so.

Edit: actually, I have to apologise to americans - this is a description of you, and you are not an american - you are a canuck.

[Darius871]

"ah so, me tho tholly."

This.