The Knave Abideth

[Ben Kenobi]

Awesome!

[MOBIUS]

Galnemer, proving herself an unparalleled wife and companion, gave me an autographed copy of The Big Lebowski script last year. (The Coens, Bridges, Goodman, Moore) She ****ing rules.

This rules more. Thank you for finding this.

That there's blackmail material!

Did you know there's a Hotel Guynemer in Casablanca? If I'd known in time I'd have booked it instead of the one we're going to...

Unfortunately they've knocked down the hotel where the Casablanca Conference was held.

[Solomwi]

Fantastic. I now want to see this produced.

[Theben]

That there's blackmail material!

Seek not to stain those held in esteem, through blackguard schemes;
As might a man stain widowed chambers, those fair and foul;
Lest he cast thee down, as would he cast his bitter seed
upon an ample bosom, yet with more vigour.

[Combat Ingrid]

Hold thy tongue, Sir Donald

[Combat Ingrid]

Wonder what the Shakespeare version of this one would be like

[a.kitman]

Hmmm. Maybe I should pay more attention to pop culture.



Nah.

maybe if you got your head out of your own ******* you would actually enjoy your life. do yourself a favour, the next time you reread a dostoyevsky novel just to remeber the names, pop in a coen movie instead.
also lose the top hat and monocle they only make you look retarded.

[OzzyKP]

Wonder what the Shakespeare version of this one would be like

[duke o' york]

Galnemer, proving herself an unparalleled wife and companion, gave me an autographed copy of The Big Lebowski script last year. (The Coens, Bridges, Goodman, Moore) She ****ing rules.

This rules more. Thank you for finding this.

They haven't even bothered to use blank verse. Changing 'you' to 'thee' and 'your' to 'thy' does not Shakespeare make. It was quite amusing, but the style sucks.

Hell, 'whither' means 'to where', not 'where is', so they're onto a failure from the very first word.