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    Since people have been all changing up their religious positions and whatnot, I figured we could give this a go again (I think we've already done it once). 20 Questions and at the end a score:

    Even if YOU don't know what faith you are, Belief-O-Matic® knows. Answer 20 questions about your concept of God, the afterlife, human nature, and more, and Belief-O-Matic® will tell you what religion (if any) you practice...or ought to consider practicing


    Here are my results:

    1. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (100%)
    2. Reform Judaism (80%)
    3. Liberal Quakers (76%)
    4. Orthodox Quaker (76%)
    5. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (71%)
    6. Unitarian Universalism (69%)
    7. Seventh Day Adventist (62%)
    8. Eastern Orthodox (57%)
    9. Roman Catholic (57%)
    10. Orthodox Judaism (54%)
    11. Baha'i Faith (52%)
    12. New Thought (49%)
    13. Islam (48%)
    14. Sikhism (48%)
    15. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (44%)
    16. New Age (43%)
    17. Scientology (41%)
    18. Neo-Pagan (40%)
    19. Secular Humanism (38%)
    20. Mahayana Buddhism (36%)
    21. Theravada Buddhism (36%)
    22. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (35%)
    23. Taoism (35%)
    24. Hinduism (32%)
    25. Nontheist (32%)
    26. Jainism (18%)
    27. Jehovah's Witness (17%)

    I wish Scientology was lower
    “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
    - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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    1. Orthodox Quaker (100%)
    2. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (96%)
    3. Liberal Quakers (83%)
    4. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (79%)
    5. Unitarian Universalism (75%)
    6. Seventh Day Adventist (75%)
    7. Eastern Orthodox (69%)
    8. Roman Catholic (69%)
    9. Baha'i Faith (67%)
    10. Sikhism (62%)
    11. Mahayana Buddhism (61%)
    12. New Age (61%)
    13. Neo-Pagan (60%)
    14. Hinduism (60%)
    15. Reform Judaism (55%)
    16. Orthodox Judaism (54%)
    17. Theravada Buddhism (53%)
    18. Islam (49%)
    19. Jainism (49%)
    20. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (44%)
    21. Taoism (43%)
    22. Secular Humanism (39%)
    23. Jehovah's Witness (36%)
    24. Scientology (33%)
    25. New Thought (32%)
    26. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (30%)
    27. Nontheist (30%)


    I am still a non-traditional SDA.

    JM
    Jon Miller-
    I AM.CANADIAN
    GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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    • #3
      Invalid poll.
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      • #4
        How I got 9% for "New Age" I don't know. I had to answer "Not Applicable" to almost all the questions.

        1. Nontheist (100%)
        2. Secular Humanism (100%)
        3. Unitarian Universalism (98%)
        4. Theravada Buddhism (84%)
        5. Liberal Quakers (58%)
        6. Taoism (41%)
        7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (37%)
        8. Neo-Pagan (35%)
        9. Hinduism (25%)
        10. Jainism (25%)
        11. Mahayana Buddhism (25%)
        12. Sikhism (25%)
        13. New Age (9%)
        14. Baha'i Faith (0%)
        15. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (0%)
        16. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (0%)
        17. Eastern Orthodox (0%)
        18. Islam (0%)
        19. Jehovah's Witness (0%)
        20. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (0%)
        21. New Thought (0%)
        22. Orthodox Judaism (0%)
        23. Orthodox Quaker (0%)
        24. Reform Judaism (0%)
        25. Roman Catholic (0%)
        26. Scientology (0%)
        27. Seventh Day Adventist (0%)
        Tutto nel mondo è burla

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        • #5
          No huge surprises here.

          1. Secular Humanism (100%)
          2. Unitarian Universalism (99%)
          3. Liberal Quakers (89%)
          4. Theravada Buddhism (88%)
          5. Nontheist (70%)
          6. Neo-Pagan (68%)
          7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (67%)
          8. Taoism (63%)
          9. Mahayana Buddhism (60%)
          10. Orthodox Quaker (56%)
          11. New Age (55%)
          12. Reform Judaism (51%)
          13. Scientology (40%)
          14. Jainism (40%)
          15. New Thought (39%)
          16. Baha'i Faith (35%)
          17. Sikhism (35%)
          18. Hinduism (34%)
          19. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (31%)
          20. Seventh Day Adventist (29%)
          21. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (27%)
          22. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (21%)
          23. Eastern Orthodox (17%)
          24. Islam (17%)
          25. Orthodox Judaism (17%)
          26. Roman Catholic (17%)
          27. Jehovah's Witness (13%)
          "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
          "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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          • #6
            Wait, Does personal god mean that we each have our own god? If so, I have some comments about my god's ability to kick your god's ass.
            “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
            "Capitalism ho!"

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            • #7
              "One incarnation" vs "Many or countless incarnations"

              What if he had more but didn't tell anyone about it, like in "Dogma"?
              “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
              "Capitalism ho!"

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              • #8
                Gee, could questions 8 and on be more christian-centric?
                “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                "Capitalism ho!"

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                • #9
                  1. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (100%)
                  2. Liberal Quakers (95%)
                  3. Orthodox Quaker (88%)
                  4. Unitarian Universalism (83%)
                  5. Seventh Day Adventist (72%)
                  6. Eastern Orthodox (67%)
                  7. Roman Catholic (67%)
                  8. Reform Judaism (66%)
                  9. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (60%)
                  10. Baha'i Faith (59%)
                  11. Sikhism (59%)
                  12. Secular Humanism (54%)
                  13. Hinduism (54%)
                  14. Neo-Pagan (54%)
                  15. Orthodox Judaism (51%)
                  16. Theravada Buddhism (50%)
                  17. Mahayana Buddhism (49%)
                  18. New Age (46%)
                  19. Taoism (43%)
                  20. Jainism (40%)
                  21. Islam (39%)
                  22. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (33%)
                  23. Nontheist (31%)
                  24. New Thought (29%)
                  25. Scientology (29%)
                  26. Jehovah's Witness (24%)
                  27. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (20%)

                  yeah i would say that seems about right for me.
                  "The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.

                  "The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de Botton

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                  • #10
                    1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
                    2. Liberal Quakers (98%)
                    3. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (91%)
                    4. Neo-Pagan (90%)
                    5. Secular Humanism (90%)
                    6. New Age (82%)
                    7. Mahayana Buddhism (73%)
                    8. Reform Judaism (71%)
                    9. Theravada Buddhism (69%)
                    10. Nontheist (63%)
                    11. New Thought (62%)
                    12. Taoism (61%)
                    13. Orthodox Quaker (59%)
                    14. Scientology (55%)
                    15. Baha'i Faith (53%)
                    16. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (46%)
                    17. Jainism (45%)
                    18. Orthodox Judaism (38%)
                    19. Sikhism (35%)
                    20. Hinduism (33%)
                    21. Islam (32%)
                    22. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (32%)
                    23. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (30%)
                    24. Seventh Day Adventist (28%)
                    25. Jehovah's Witness (18%)
                    26. Eastern Orthodox (16%)
                    27. Roman Catholic (16%)
                    “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                    "Capitalism ho!"

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                    • #11
                      All hail Vairocana, なむ金剛界大日如来.

                      1. Mahayana Buddhism (100%)
                      2. Unitarian Universalism (96%)
                      3. Theravada Buddhism (91%)
                      4. Liberal Quakers (76%)
                      5. Hinduism (74%)
                      6. Neo-Pagan (71%)
                      7. Jainism (70%)
                      8. New Age (68%)
                      9. Taoism (68%)
                      10. Secular Humanism (65%)
                      11. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (64%)
                      12. Sikhism (58%)
                      13. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (54%)
                      14. Scientology (54%)
                      15. New Thought (53%)
                      16. Nontheist (51%)
                      17. Baha'i Faith (45%)
                      18. Islam (45%)
                      19. Orthodox Judaism (45%)
                      20. Orthodox Quaker (45%)
                      21. Reform Judaism (45%)
                      22. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (37%)
                      23. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (29%)
                      24. Eastern Orthodox (29%)
                      25. Roman Catholic (29%)
                      26. Seventh Day Adventist (25%)
                      27. Jehovah's Witness (14%)
                      KH FOR OWNER!
                      ASHER FOR CEO!!
                      GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!

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                      • #12
                        I don't know where that #1 came from. I'm actually...I don't know, 2 or 3.

                        1. Orthodox Quaker (100%)
                        2. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (96%)
                        3. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (93%)
                        4. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (91%)
                        5. Eastern Orthodox (91%)
                        6. Roman Catholic (91%)
                        7. Seventh Day Adventist (72%)
                        8. Jehovah's Witness (71%)
                        9. Liberal Quakers (70%)
                        10. Baha'i Faith (68%)
                        11. Orthodox Judaism (63%)
                        12. Islam (54%)
                        13. Sikhism (54%)
                        14. Unitarian Universalism (52%)
                        15. Reform Judaism (49%)
                        16. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (46%)
                        17. Neo-Pagan (40%)
                        18. Mahayana Buddhism (38%)
                        19. Theravada Buddhism (37%)
                        20. New Age (35%)
                        21. Secular Humanism (35%)
                        22. Hinduism (31%)
                        23. Jainism (31%)
                        24. New Thought (30%)
                        25. Taoism (30%)
                        26. Scientology (24%)
                        27. Nontheist (22%)
                        Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                        "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                        He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                        • #13
                          1. Roman Catholic (100%)
                          2. Eastern Orthodox (100%)
                          3. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (94%)
                          4. Seventh Day Adventist (81%)
                          5. Orthodox Quaker (67%)
                          6. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (61%)
                          7. Jehovah's Witness (59%)
                          8. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (56%)
                          9. Hinduism (56%)
                          10. Orthodox Judaism (54%)
                          11. Islam (48%)
                          12. Liberal Quakers (30%)
                          13. Sikhism (30%)
                          14. Reform Judaism (26%)
                          15. Unitarian Universalism (25%)
                          16. Baha'i Faith (24%)
                          17. Jainism (24%)
                          18. Nontheist (22%)
                          19. Mahayana Buddhism (18%)
                          20. Theravada Buddhism (18%)
                          21. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (16%)
                          22. Scientology (14%)
                          23. Neo-Pagan (13%)
                          24. New Thought (11%)
                          25. Secular Humanism (9%)
                          26. New Age (7%)
                          27. Taoism (4%)
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                          • #14
                            So, what is the difference between Neo-Pagan and Secular Humanism again?

                            1. Neo-Pagan (100%)
                            2. Secular Humanism (100%)
                            3. Unitarian Universalism (98%)
                            4. Theravada Buddhism (83%)
                            5. Liberal Quakers (83%)
                            6. Reform Judaism (76%)
                            7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (75%)
                            8. Taoism (75%)
                            9. New Age (72%)
                            10. Nontheist (72%)
                            11. Sikhism (62%)
                            12. Mahayana Buddhism (61%)
                            13. Scientology (52%)
                            14. New Thought (50%)
                            15. Baha'i Faith (44%)
                            16. Orthodox Quaker (44%)
                            17. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (38%)
                            18. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (37%)
                            19. Jainism (34%)
                            20. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (30%)
                            21. Hinduism (25%)
                            22. Orthodox Judaism (25%)
                            23. Eastern Orthodox (23%)
                            24. Islam (23%)
                            25. Roman Catholic (23%)
                            26. Seventh Day Adventist (18%)
                            27. Jehovah's Witness (0%)
                            You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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                            • #15
                              Neo-Pagans are a community of faiths bringing ancient Pagan and magickal traditions to the modern age--including mostly Wicca but also Druidism, Asatru, Shamanism, neo-Native American, and more. Neo-Pagan is an umbrella term for various and diverse beliefs with many elements in common. Some Neo-Pagans find no incongruence practicing Neo-Paganism along with adherence to another faith, such as Christianity or Judaism.
                              In other words, they're a little more confused, but they're trying.



                              Secular humanism is a humanist philosophy that espouses reason, ethics, and justice, and specifically rejects the supernatural and religious dogma
                              More like agnostic, or even atheist.
                              Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                              "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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