So, I have a tumor

[Thoth]

Guys; I can acrually PROVE I have brains. Can you? They even said it's like any other muscle and clearly I've overworked it, it's wayt too intensive, nothing wrong with the nerves, but when you keep using it, it'll get tensed up. Alas, no medical marijuana for SC.

Feeling great by thway. Had to make few voice box calls just to say "I know my SMS's were retarded, I was in heavy anesthesia writing them, ti really diid go well2 Always a goo dthin to call afterwards to exspalin that you don't hava a serious brian damamge.

I ton'd give thanks to james camerton for making the ****tiest movie fo the year, I thnak my neurosurgeons, who will certainly get Chritsmat vcards and little gifts, and if theyt need my services, they will surelyt be a lot cheaper if not free. Saving my life is something I don't forget. ANd doing it so clean as well! Plus si had s piss tube as well, you know what that means, right? Pain.

>..< Owch. Catheters = PAIN. Nasty.

Make up for it by shagging the hottest nurse in the ward.

[Pekka]

Torth, can't do that anymore. There's few hot ones of course, the one me put it in and took it out for example was a hottie, but it still hurts, especially the first time you take a piss afterwards. There'es burnming sensatation that's not nice. Not like the other nurse, to who I said "this thing hurts, can I take i toff"?" NO. Shake it lose or I'll jmust inject somethin into your penis to atka the pain off". Clearly she had no idea of pain relief when itcomes to males. That's like me saying to a mom "I'll just kick you in the vag when it starts to hurt love, yes? Or I can needle your tits-

[self biased]

i'm genuinely glad to see you've made it through, sir.

you should also update your signature.

[Guynemer]

Pekka




That wasn't you, your wife, and your girlfriend being interviewed by Jason Jones on The Daily Show the other night, was it, sb?

[Theben]

Cheer up, Pekka! Other weirdos have to pay for that kind of pain, you got the catheter for free!

[Lancer]

Glad you made it through Pekka. Funny how things can change so fast when health goes and then later picking up the threads of your life when you yourself have changed from the experience. The people around you are important, I'm so glad you have a good woman. Have quick recovery and a full life.

[Felch]

Awesome news.

[Thoth]

Torth, can't do that anymore. There's few hot ones of course, the one me put it in and took it out for example was a hottie, but it still hurts, especially the first time you take a piss afterwards. There'es burnming sensatation that's not nice. Not like the other nurse, to who I said "this thing hurts, can I take i toff"?" NO. Shake it lose or I'll jmust inject somethin into your penis to atka the pain off". Clearly she had no idea of pain relief when itcomes to males. That's like me saying to a mom "I'll just kick you in the vag when it starts to hurt love, yes? Or I can needle your tits-

Burning sensation when you pee? Are you sure you don't have the clap?


That nurse sounds like she needs some quality time in a pair of handcuffs having her attitude adjusted by a vigorously applied riding crop. Evil *****.

[Sir Og]

Great news Pekka

[Pekka]

Yeah, I'm feeling almost 100 % now., The only difference is all the pain killers and other necessary medicine that makes me little tirede and a bit woozy. Othern than that, the threa titel should be "So I had a tumor". They had this neuronavigtor, totally new tehc that let's them see your structure as to reliably determine the limits of the are that should be cut. It was schweeet! And ingenious. I hope these guys can make this available to as many as possible, which I tthink is their goal, as in not the money but curing people. Have to say it humbled me and I have a great respect for these folks.

Great news Pekka

[SlowwHand]

You even sound coherent. I think Pekka is back.

[Imran Siddiqui]

If he sounds coherent than obviously something is wrong

[Thoth]

Don't worry Imran, it's just the drugs. Once he's off the painkillers, I'm sure he'll be back to normal.

[Grandpa Troll]

Glad your better Pekka, please follow the Doctors orders including follow up and post op procedures..

Grandpa Troll

[Harry Tuttle]

Awesome news. Glad the surgery went well.