My wife is the sweetest woman on the planet

[Kuciwalker]

ORGASMS

/The Rest Of The World

[Asher]

Fact: It is possible to have an orgasm sans woman.

[Wiglaf]

I'm not married to anyone. I have girlfriends. I wouldn't marry unless it got me at least $5 million bonus net worth, plus she gave some other special benefit like my opponents desire her or something like that. Or.. if I wanted kids. We have come full circle.

[-Jrabbit]

You're a special guy, Wiggy.

[Drake Tungsten]

Why marry a woman if she won't give you kids.

Good point. Why get married if you're not going to start a family?

[Asher]

Tax incentives.

[DirtyMartini]

ultimatums

[Boris Godunov]

To one day realize my dream of getting to pull the plug on someone.

[Wiglaf]

I thought gay people do that a lot

[Boris Godunov]

That's more of a push.

[Drake Tungsten]

I think I may have found a woman who's even better than KH's wife...

Barack Obama does not have Angelina Jolie's seal of approval.

"She hates him," a source close to the U.N. goodwill ambassador, 34, tells the new issue of Us Weekly.

"She's into education and rehabilitation and thinks Obama is all about welfare and handouts. She thinks Obama is really a socialist in disguise," adds the source.

But don't expect to see the Salt actress rally against Democrats on Fox News like her staunch Republican father, Jon Voight.

"Angie isn't Republican, but she thinks Obama is all smoke and mirrors," the source says.

And those political views are putting her at odds with Brad Pitt, 45, who is a big fan of the president and even went solo to the 2008 election party in Chicago.

"They get in nasty arguments all the time about it," says the source. "She doesn't respect Brad when it comes to politics, but, in the end, this won't tear them apart."

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebritynews/news/angelina-jolie-not-a-fan-of-obama-20092411

I'm so turned on right now.

[KrazyHorse]

[Drake Tungsten]

Oh yeah, baby. Talk dirty to me...

Angelina Jolie thinks Obama is one-and-done, says source

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie can be like their warring, married characters in "Mr. and Mrs. Smith" when it comes to presidential politics, sources tell Fox411.

"[Jolie thinks] President Obama is a great communicator but not interested in issues outside the United States," says a Hollywood insider close to the Oscar-winning actress. "Angelina has worked very hard to get first-person accounts of what is going on in the world with her briefings from the UN, [while] Brad is a 'Johnny Come Lately.'"

Jolie even thinks Obama will only last four years in the nation's highest office, says the insider, because of "a subtle arrogance in his delivery, [and] not living up to his promises."

http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com/2009/11/30/angelina-jolie-barack-obama-one-term-president/