What do you want done with your corpse

[Boris Godunov]

Ben's corpse will be dragged to a Mormon temple where they will baptize him to their faith after his death.

[loinburger]

Apparently he's referring to the Eaten By Pigs option.

[Boris Godunov]

I get it. Hah!

[The Mad Monk]

Buried in a secret cave, laying atop a stone slab with my broadsword at my side; a slit in one wall will allow a sngle ray of light to shine on my withered face at dawn on the winter solstice. A secret chamber beneath the slab will house a locked ironbound chest holding all my worldly treasures, the lock trapped with a poison needle.

Coded maps will be secretly dispersed to dusty old libraries throughout the Known World.

[Winston]

Well I'm keeping it simple. Stuffed and permanently displayed in the front yard.

If anyone thought I'd be easy to get rid of, think again!

[Ben Kenobi]

Catacombs work that way, btw.

[Japher]

http://www.lifegem.com/

[Lord Avalon]

I'll be resurrected to haunt the internet forever.

[The Mad Monk]

On the other hand, there's always the woodchipper in the cherry orchard...

[Theben]

Funeral pyre or viking burial.

[JEELEN]

Incinerated.