What do you want done with your corpse

[Asher]

It's not just you, it's also everybody selecting a single option when you know they'd also be fine and dandy with having their corpse eaten by pigs.

It's a silly question. There's one thing that could be done with my body when I'm dead that I'd like to be done, I selected it. The other choices are inconsequential.

[BeBMan]

I'd also like to be taken by cool space aliens, then re-awakened as some immortal superguy. But without any of those perverted experiments please!

[loinburger]

So demanding "Wahhh I want superpowers without having my sphincter fondled"

That gives me a great idea for a thread.

[BeBMan]

[Wezil]

I already have a prepaid quickie cremation.

Personally I don't give a crap what happens to my corpse but having it decided and done will make it easier on any mourners.

[Ben Kenobi]

Burial, and I've already had arrangements made. None of the others are acceptable to me, except perhaps number two but we don't seem to do catacombs anymore.

[Kuciwalker]

Where's the option for above-ground internment (mausoleum, shrine, pyramid, etc.)?

QFT. I want to be buried in a huge monument to my greatness

[Kuciwalker]

Also, invalid poll

[Drake Tungsten]

I BETTER OUTLIVE KUCI SO I CAN ASSURE THAT MY PYRAMID IS SLIGHTLY LARGER THAN HIS!!!

[loinburger]

Just build robots to outlive him and smash his monument

[Drake Tungsten]

He's nerdier than I am, so he could build better robots to annihilate my robots. I'll have to rely on an army of illegitimate offspring to make sure his pyramid never matches mine in height or splendor. Let's see you try to outbreed me, Einstein.

[Arrian]

I don't care. I'll be dead.

-Arrian

[Kitschum]

Sold to the highest bidder. Money to be used to pay for a nice fireworks display.

[Boris Godunov]

Cremated is all I want.

[Imran Siddiqui]

None of the others are acceptable to me, except perhaps number two