Expectation Taken, Ben! Our New Process is Martingale!

[KrazyHorse]

[Ben Kenobi]

Je ne comprend pas.

[KrazyHorse]

What, nobody else wants to make jokes about stochastic processes? They can be either continuous-time or discrete. Up to you.

[Ben Kenobi]

Q'uest que c'est? Est-ce que ce plus est de vos bêtises de Physique?

[loinburger]

What do you call a wind that scratches up soda cans?
A mar tin gale.

[KrazyHorse]

EDIT: just searched, and that's the top result for "stochastic process joke"

[loinburger]

Yup, as far as I can tell that's the only result for "stochastic process joke," the rest of the hits are something like "stochastic processes, what a joke!" or "so there I was studying stochastic processes and making Polack jokes when in walks this naked mime..."

[KrazyHorse]

Financial mathematicians aren't as funny as physicists.

[KrazyHorse]

I was the only one giggling in class when the prof. would abbreviate "Brownian Motion".

Then again, I was the only native English speaker there.

[loinburger]

Q: Why did the two functions stop calling each other?
A: They had constant arguments.