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That potato thing was the funniest thing I've ever seen on the Internets.
Now if I can just learn how to read.
Now if I can just learn how to read.
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Gentleman: Shiiiiit, maaaaan. That honky muf' be messin' mah old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head, you know?
Another gentleman: Hey home', I can dig it. Know ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you, man!
Gentleman: I say hey, sky... subba say I wan' see...
Another gentleman: Uh-huh.
Gentleman: ...pray to J I did the same ol' same ol'!
Another gentleman: Hey... knock a self a pro, Slick! That gray matter backlot perform us DOWN, I take TCB-in', man!
Gentleman: Hey, you know what they say: see a broad to get dat booty yak 'em...
Both gentlemen: ...leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em!
Gentleman: COL' got to be! Y'know? Shiiiiit.Comment
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that pic makes a lazy oldfag like me proud.Originally posted by Ocktoepuss View Post
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Because Fve Crathva is so hard to decode? Go lust after a Saabgirl!
SPI got the Jete from C.C. Sabathia. : Jon MillerComment
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I lust after tubgirl.Wadsworth: Professor Plum, you were once a professor of psychiatry specializing in helping paranoid and homicidal lunatics suffering from delusions of grandeur.
Professor Plum: Yes, but now I work for the United Nations.
Wadsworth: Well your work has not changed.Comment
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Okay, tubgirl will definitely be crossing the line."My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
"The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund FreudComment
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I just said I lust after her. I figure most people have that picture etched into their memories so as to make posting it completely unnecessary
Wadsworth: Professor Plum, you were once a professor of psychiatry specializing in helping paranoid and homicidal lunatics suffering from delusions of grandeur.
Professor Plum: Yes, but now I work for the United Nations.
Wadsworth: Well your work has not changed.Comment
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Dude! I hate you!Originally posted by metalhead View PostI just said I lust after her. I figure most people have that picture etched into their memories so as to make posting it completely unnecessaryComment
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OH MY GAWD, this is just like the Poly invasion of Newsmax back in '01, minus the hysteria and chanting and crosses held before you and people actually giving a damn.I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- NedComment
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People are making me feel unwanted.Originally posted by Ocktoepuss View PostIf so, raise your hand.
Seriously dudes, I am not an AE. I just think Loinburger's a pretty funny dude. All y'alls should lighten up a little bit maybe.
I'm just saying.Promoting world peace one bum at a time.Comment
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I think Ben Kenobi would be quite happy to make you feel quite welcome indeed, my friend."My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
"The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund FreudComment
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If by "Ben Kenobi" you mean "Asher" I wholeheartedly concur.Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
"Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
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I'm just saying that you're an idiot, for more than one reason.Originally posted by Ocktoepuss View PostIf so, raise your hand.
Seriously dudes, I am not an AE. I just think Loinburger's a pretty funny dude. All y'alls should lighten up a little bit maybe.
I'm just saying.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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