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  • #46
    It's a part of any thread that he posts in by definition.
    It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
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    • #47
      Yeah, yeah, yeah, everyone hates BK - that meme is tired. Now talk about something more interesting.
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      • #48
        Originally posted by Ben Kenobi View Post
        Exactly. The proper response, is to make note of the house and return at a later time. The meter ain't going anywheres.

        When I was a pizza delivery driver, we were not allowed to go anywhere else other then the front door, unless the delivery specified otherwise. We had a radio, and were supposed to check in every 10 minutes or so, for our own safety. Carrying a hundred dollars in cash in some rather rough neighbourhoods is not fun.
        Pffft.. Oh Please. My right index finger has been in lots of places much more dangerous than any place you've ever been.
        "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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        • #49
          Originally posted by Dr Strangelove View Post
          Pffft.. Oh Please. My right index finger has been in lots of places much more dangerous than any place you've ever been.
          Do we really need to know about your bedroom activities?
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          • #50
            Originally posted by Kidicious View Post
            Slowwhand?

            You know it wasn't me because the guy wasn't hit.
            Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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            • #51
              Originally posted by Darius871 View Post
              "Some punk"? You don't know from the article what his appearance was like.
              Wouldn't you be alittle freaked if one of the village people scaled your fence?
              I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
              For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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              • #52
                no dino why would you?

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                • #53
                  I don't think its fun to stay at the YMCA.
                  I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                  For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                  • #54
                    alright, iam not a native english speaker, but scaling the fence as far as i get it means you jump over it. not drive over it whit a bulldoser and rape the builders sister??

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                    • #55
                      Originally posted by Ben Kenobi View Post
                      You're an 80 year old man and some punk you don't recognise just scaled your fence.
                      So instead of finding out who he is you would just start shooting?! You're incredible.
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                      • #56
                        That is more like Arizona than Texas.
                        Here the signs Say:

                        No Trespassing
                        Violators will be prosecuted.

                        In Arizona they commonly say:

                        No Trespassing
                        Survivors will be Prosecuted

                        or

                        No Trespassing
                        Violators will be shot
                        Survivors will be shot again
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                        • #57
                          Really? My impression of Arizona was more along the lines of:

                          No Trespassing
                          Buy some petrified wood instead
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                          • #58
                            I have a sign.

                            NOTICE: State law requires observance of all Warning signs.
                            Warning: This home protected by shotgun.
                            Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                            "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                            He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                            • #59
                              So instead of finding out who he is you would just start shooting?! You're incredible.
                              You're asking what I would do? Probably walk up with a bat.

                              You have to remember, I don't know this person, he's scaled my fence, he could have a gun.
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                              • #60
                                Which is why walking up with a bat isn't the best idea. Shoot him! THEN use the bat.
                                Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                                "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                                He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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