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**Jon Miller** · August 13, 2009, 03:34

People asking you for help on simple things that they should be able to figure out themselves in a couple of minutes.

JM

**DaShi** · August 13, 2009, 03:50

Worship me for turning your **** into copper! Sure it's not gold, but unless you poo better there's only so much a lesser deity can do. Besides with the way the Chinese have ****ed up the copper market, it's got to be pretty decent by now.

**Dinner** · August 13, 2009, 03:51

S/he just likes you, Jon, and wants to spend time with you.

**DaShi** · August 13, 2009, 03:53

Originally posted by b etor View Post

you know what else is bull****?
how like no one is awake when i am. come on.

I don't sleep, but I do take breaks from poly every now and then.

**Dis** · August 13, 2009, 04:31

nothing bothering me. My life is perfect. Well maybe not perfect, but ok. As I get older I try to let things slide. One of my fears is that I'll end up old, angry, and bitter. Anger is something I try to avoid except at prescribed times

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**Kitschum** · August 13, 2009, 06:15

I promised to go pick up a thing my brother bought in an online auction but I don't want to.

**Felch** · August 13, 2009, 07:40

I can't ****ing stand a couple trends.

1) All the goddamn Apple fanboys. Am I the only one who wants to see Steve Jobs choked to death by his own newly-sentient turtleneck? Why do people spend hundreds of dollars more on a damn computer that is intensely frustrating to try to do anything with? And then they ask me for help with it! I'm not a tech guy, I'm a pothead. I majored in history for ****'s sake.

2) Laws. Laws in general piss me off. I'm okay with the obvious laws, like don't kill people. But laws against fireworks and speed limits and ****ing bull****! The only speed limit I recognize is the speed of light. And even that pisses me off. The biggest problem are these **** whore soccer moms who are so afraid of their pudgy little rat bastard children ever scraping their knees that they try to legislate away all danger.

IF YOUR KID DIES, SPREAD YOUR LEGS AND PUMP OUT A NEW ONE! THEY ARE ****ING REPLACEABLE!

**Japher** · August 13, 2009, 08:22

I can't stand our secretary, and I don't have the authority to fire her.

**Thoth** · August 13, 2009, 08:46

Dammit. I'm in the middle of clipping my toenails, and one of them flew onto my keyboard. When I went to dig it out it slipped behind the Enter key.

**Winston** · August 13, 2009, 08:46

I'm about as happy and contented as I've ever been.

(I'm sorry.)

**Japher** · August 13, 2009, 08:47

Sweet Ignorance

**KrazyHorse** · August 13, 2009, 08:59

Originally posted by Felch View Post

2) Laws. Laws in general piss me off. I'm okay with the obvious laws, like don't kill people. But laws against fireworks and speed limits and ****ing bull****! The only speed limit I recognize is the speed of light. And even that pisses me off. The biggest problem are these **** whore soccer moms who are so afraid of their pudgy little rat bastard children ever scraping their knees that they try to legislate away all danger.

IF YOUR KID DIES, SPREAD YOUR LEGS AND PUMP OUT A NEW ONE! THEY ARE ****ING REPLACEABLE!

**onodera** · August 13, 2009, 11:51

WTF@betor's moral code.
Was that you in that IAmA forum on reddit?

**b etor** · August 13, 2009, 11:59

IAmA? reddit?

**KrazyHorse** · August 13, 2009, 12:03

betor, you sound like you cause a lot of trouble.

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