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    Cats are evil - More proof

    Kitty porn? Man blames cat for illegal images
    By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

    JENSEN BEACH, Florida - Florida investigators say a man accused of downloading child pornography is blaming his cat.

    Keith Griffin is charged with 10 counts of possession of child pornography after detectives found more than 1,000 images on his home computer.

    According to a sheriff's report Friday, Griffin told investigators that his cat jumped on the computer keyboard while he was downloading music. He said he had left the room and found "strange things" on his computer when he returned.

    Griffin is being held on $250,000 bond in the Martin County jail. It is unclear if he has an attorney.


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    I'm sure that defence will be a winner at trial.
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    I is in your computer, downloadin' ur kiddy porn.
    “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
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      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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        "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
        "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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          Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
          "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
          He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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          • #6
            I can just hear his attorney.

            "You said WHAT?!!"
            "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
            "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Wezil View Post
              Kitty porn? Man blames cat for illegal images
              By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

              JENSEN BEACH, Florida - Florida investigators say a man accused of downloading child pornography is blaming his cat.

              Keith Griffin is charged with 10 counts of possession of child pornography after detectives found more than 1,000 images on his home computer.

              According to a sheriff's report Friday, Griffin told investigators that his cat jumped on the computer keyboard while he was downloading music. He said he had left the room and found "strange things" on his computer when he returned.

              Griffin is being held on $250,000 bond in the Martin County jail. It is unclear if he has an attorney.


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              I'm sure that defence will be a winner at trial.
              That's easy enough to disprove with a little thing called, time stamps.
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              • #8
                Originally posted by chequita guevara View Post
                That's easy enough to disprove with a little thing called, time stamps.
                Nah, an average cat can easily manipulate those
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by chequita guevara View Post
                  That's easy enough to disprove with a little thing called, time stamps.
                  WTG, you're a regular Norville Rogers.

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                    Absolutely crazy.
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by SlowwHand View Post
                      To us, it is the BEAST.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by chequita guevara View Post
                        That's easy enough to disprove with a little thing called, time stamps.
                        Or, even easier... just have this guy present his theory to the jury.
                        “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                        - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                        • #13
                          Cats.

                          What snowblowers were really invented for.
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Thoth View Post
                            Cats.

                            What snowblowers were really invented for.

                            I'm on my way to see you, Thoth.

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                            • #15
                              Bring beer.
                              Libraries are state sanctioned, so they're technically engaged in privateering. - Felch
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