Things you like that most other people don't like that you're not proud of

[loinburger]

The "that you're not proud of" qualifier is to head off people saying "I like some kind of unpopular artsy-fartsy sculptor/author/dancer/toilet/chair/gland/whatever but other people are too stupid/uncultured/hygienic/whatever to get it" or some other wankery. I'm talking about stuff like "I like to mow the lawn," because while mowing the lawn isn't necessarily anything to be ashamed of (unless maybe if you mow it with hand clippers while riding a harnessed bondage enthusiast or something?) it's probably not something you'd bring up at a wine and cheese party.

I like point-and-click adventure games.

[Ben Kenobi]

I like humus and will buy it at health stores.

I have sold double digit bottles of Acai berries by shilling Oprah.

[Japher]

I like White Castle.

[Kuciwalker]

I like cleaning dust off of stuff.

[Japher]

I like to stop at the duty free shop.

[Garth Vader]

I like to stop at the duty free shop.

Thanks, now I have Kramers voice going through my head

[Krill]

Dead baby jokes.

[Blaupanzer]

Vacuuming

[Darius871]

racial humor

[Jon Miller]

I have enjoyed some really bad anime and SF books.

JM
(Note that most SF readers do actually enjoy bad SF books so that might not count.)

[KrazyHorse]

racial humor

Same here, but only when it's directed at Newfies

[Ben Kenobi]

Same here, but only when it's directed at Newfies

My favourite is this one:

One early morning there was a Newfie out in his rowboat getting an early start on his morning. It was a morning like any other. As he gets out about a half mile off shore he begins singing his song, "I's the b'y who builds the boat, and I's the b'y who rows it. I's the b'y who builds the boat, and I's the b'y who rows it." All the atrocious singing attracts the attention of God. God then wonders, "what would happen if I were to take a quarter of his brain away?"

Sure enough, God snaps his fingers, and it is done. The Newfie hesitates, and continues rowing. "I's the b'y who builds the boat and I's the b'y who rows it. I's the b'y who build the boat and I's the b'y who rows it".

God is amazed. Even with taking away a quarter of the man's brain, he seems to be unaffected. Then God wonders, "what would happen if I took away half of the man's brain?" He snaps his fingers and it is done. Again, the Newfie hesitates and resumes rowing. "I's the b'y who builds the boat and I's the b'y who rows it. I's the b'y who builds the boat, and I's the b'y who rows it."

God is now in shock. "I've taken away half the man's brain and he's still rowing and singing!" God then wonders, "what would happen if he had no brain at all?"

He snaps his fingers and it is done.

The Newfie pauses in his stroke. Then he begins to row again. "Alouette, gentille alouette. Alouette, je te plumerai."

[notyoueither]

Solitude.

[MrFun]

I like clean air and clean water. Many people do not like this stuff.

[loinburger]

Mr Fun has predictably violated the spirit of the thread.