[Serious Thread] Assisted Suicide.

[Drake Tungsten]

Our Middle East allies don't have troops in other countries and don't engage in the slaughter of helpless marine life. We definitely need to break off ties with the Japanese, however. Their rare combination of military weakness and imperial pretension, combined with their utter disregard for international covenants protecting vulnerable sea life makes the Japanese the Canadians of Asia.

[Kuciwalker]

Not to mention their culture shamefully oppresses women through its art.

[Drake Tungsten]

Also, both countries have red and white flags with queer designs in the center.

[Wezil]

I think we need to change ours.

[Kuciwalker]

Our Middle East allies don't have troops in other countries

Not true, Israeli soldiers are currently occupying the rightful Palestinian homeland

and don't engage in the slaughter of helpless marine life.

Not true

[Drake Tungsten]

Not true, Israeli soldiers are currently occupying the rightful Palestinian homeland

I was only talking about our Arab allies. Ties with Israel are so obviously wrong that I didn't even think it needed to be said.

[SlowwHand]

Yeah, right.

[Kitschum]

Yes.

[KrazyHorse]

The difference between Japan and Canada is that, while it took nuclear weapons to accomplish it, Japan has been defeated in war.

That and cosplay.

[DaShi]

Not to mention their culture shamefully oppresses women through its art.

!. How else do you expect rapists to satisfy their urges? By raping?

@. The art is supposed to be controversial!

#. Like America is any better with its glorification of violence and sex

$. Freedom of speech and expression!!!

[Alinestra Covelia]

Looks like [Serious Thread] is no obstacle to forum hijinks.

[Sava]

****ing Westerners even turn suicide into a self-absorbed cry for attention. Be more like the Japanese, you selfish ******; if you want to die, just ****ing do it.

The Japanese aren't brought up to believe they are important.

[Drake Tungsten]

The Japanese aren't brought up to believe they are important.

[Sava]

maybe that's why they are always killing themselves?

[St Jon]

Is there any point at all in prefixing a Thread Title with [Serious Thread] when it will just end up with puerile plots to nuke Canada or Israel and gratuitous Trolling anyway?