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  • #16
    I merely corrected you. If you can't handle being corrected, then be correct.
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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    • #17
      Originally posted by SlowwHand View Post
      I merely corrected you. If you can't handle being corrected, then be correct.
      You're so good at what you do.

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      • #18
        what's so great about the virgin mary? She didn't even put out. If I was a woman, I'd put out for god.

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        • #19
          Mexicans are taking over Texas I see...
          Socrates: "Good is That at which all things aim, If one knows what the good is, one will always do what is good." Brian: "Romanes eunt domus"
          GW 2013: "and juistin bieber is gay with me and we have 10 kids we live in u.s.a in the white house with obama"

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          • #20
            Sounds like it's more of a Mexican thing than a Texas thing, dip****.
            Veneration of the Blessed Virgin isn't a Texas thing?

            Y'all have been doing it plenty longer then folks up here.
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            • #21
              Seeing it in bird****, Ben. Don't let these brain-dead idiots rub off on you.
              Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
              "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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              • #22
                Don't let these brain-dead idiots rub off on you.
                Personally, I don't see wtf is up with this one.

                But you have some amazingly beautiful cathedrals down there.
                Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
                "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
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                • #23
                  Yes, there are many. Thanks.
                  Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                  "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                  He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                  • #24
                    Anytime.

                    I miss Texas so much.
                    Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
                    "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
                    2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!

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                    • #25
                      We're going to be here for the duration. Texas isn't going anywhere, so when you're ready...
                      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                      "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                      • #26
                        Got business and promises to wrap up here first. We have to do my dad's ashes in a month or so.
                        Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
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                        • #27
                          Let's put this issue to rest. Mary was the biggest and best liar ever to hit this planet. She managed to get everyone to believe she got pregnant as a virgin. Now if Mary Jackson or Mary Smith or Mary whatever goes and tells mom and dad she is pregnant they would never believe shes still a virgin. Hell, no one on this planet can pull that off now. So why did it work then? Because she was unfortunate enough to have gotten plugged by some guy before Joesph got to her. Besides, what the hell is wrong with him...he married her and they didn't consummate the marriage?? And now this girl is seen in bird ****....fitting.

                          Note: If this offends anyone, it will, I apologize. I say this because it is what I think, and not meaning it to offend anyone specific, I am atheist and I don't need another lecture. Sorry Christians.
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                          • #28
                            Eh, we've been insulted by better than you, Zaku. It's gotten to the point where I just skim over a post once it gets blasphemous, in case there's something clever buried in there, then move on.

                            I really can't see anything approximating a human figure in that lump of bird crap. It does (as many have pointed out already) look like a crude drawing of a vulva, but I wasn't aware that the Lady of Guadalupe showed that kind of detail...
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                            • #29
                              Let's put this issue to rest. Mary was the biggest and best liar ever to hit this planet. She managed to get everyone to believe she got pregnant as a virgin. Now if Mary Jackson or Mary Smith or Mary whatever goes and tells mom and dad she is pregnant they would never believe shes still a virgin. Hell, no one on this planet can pull that off now. So why did it work then? Because she was unfortunate enough to have gotten plugged by some guy before Joesph got to her. Besides, what the hell is wrong with him...he married her and they didn't consummate the marriage?? And now this girl is seen in bird ****....fitting.

                              Note: If this offends anyone, it will, I apologize. I say this because it is what I think, and not meaning it to offend anyone specific, I am atheist and I don't need another lecture. Sorry Christians.


                              In suggesting that any theology is a sack of lies you are going to offend people. Without substantiating your argument you come across as ignorant and childlike. You haven't put any issues to rest, you've just made a lousy attempt at stirring the pot.

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Elok View Post
                                I really can't see anything approximating a human figure in that lump of bird crap. It does (as many have pointed out already) look like a crude drawing of a vulva, but I wasn't aware that the Lady of Guadalupe showed that kind of detail...
                                I couldn't see anything either. What kind of moron looks in a a splatter of bird crap and sees the BVM.
                                It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
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