Oh boy pa, I dun took an IQ test!

[Space05us]

Online.

http://www.highiqsociety.org/iq_tests/

I've taken their IQ test multiple times as I find it amusing. I have, up to this point, received scores of 112, 124, 126, 130, 134, and 140. I'm a fluctuating genius!

Before anyone asks, I have never taken an actual IQ test so I have no idea what my IQ is.


What do you score on their silly test?

[Main_Brain]

Congratulations on discovering the Learning Curve.

IQ Tests are inertly biased towards analytical and logical Thinking taught in Western Culture. You should do the Chitling Test instead

[Dry]

I got 133, which is consistent with what I usually do, but I am nevertheless surprised because I really thought I performed quite badly.

[loinburger]

1207

[KrazyHorse]

I thought I would be the only one to crack 1000.

[DaShi]

1337

[MikeH]

I couldn't work out how to take the test.

[loinburger]

If your score is sufficiently negative then it'll wrap around to positive.

[Space05us]

Congratulations on discovering the Learning Curve.

The 140 was actually the second time I took it and I was drunk. The 124 was what I scored last night.

IQ Tests are inertly biased towards analytical and logical Thinking taught in Western Culture. You should do the Chitling Test instead

Analytical and logical thinking are what get us through everyday life, they are important for just about everything we do.

When you are done showering do you towel off in the shower or step out and towel off? Did you remember to grab a towel before you hopped in? If you step out to towel off do you have a shower mat?

The gas tank in the car is almost empty, should you stop by the gas station and fill up your tank before the commute to work, or just head straight to work?

There is a man standing in front of you with a gun, what do you do? Is he a police officer? Is he a gang banger? Is he pointing the gun at you, or at a target downrange?


I took the Chitling Intelligence Test and all I can say is that's jive. Only a small percentage of the questions on IQ tests today have to do with answering knowledge questions that are inherently biased toward a certain culture. That culture being people who can be bothered to read a book every so often.

[MikeH]

Conclusive proof alcohol makes you cleverer.

[Theben]

You should do the Chitling Test instead

I'd probably fail that one miserably. I don't know how to cook chitlings at all.

[Ben Kenobi]

Dammit Loin. Here I was going to brag about my score. Why do you have to be so smart!

[BlackCat]

Guess that KH will see it as proof of it's worthlessness - got 124

[KrazyHorse]

a) Online IQ tests aren't worth the paper they aren't written on anyway
b) 124 isn't something to be proud of. 1.5 sigma *****.

[Drake Tungsten]

I got a 67.