Are there any Lunar Hoax nuts here on poly?

[Heraclitus]

For some reason these seem to crop up on every forum I wisit and whenever I hear their horrible reasoning on how "rockets don't work in space cuz they have nothing to push against" or circular logic like "off course NASA could fake the parabolic path of particles disturbed by the lunar rover if they could fake the moon landihngs" it makes my brain bleed.



Please tell me I'm not the only one incredibly annoyed by them. Hey I'm good for a conspiracy theory or two, but the arguments used are just... wrong. How can people despite primary education not understand such basic physics?

[BeBMan]

The shadows on the pics are all wrong! The crosshairs from the cam aren't visible! Nobody could survive the cosmic rays!

*hides*

[Lorizael]

I probably banned the only one a few days ago.

[Ben Kenobi]

Uhh, not me.

Sure wish the Big O didn't cut from Nasa in order to do more bank bailouts.

[Tuberski]

Yeah, because NASA does SO much to help the economy.

ACK!

[Docfeelgood]

It's not made of cheese?

[Aeson]

The only people who remember the lunar landings are all old (eg. senile). Why should we trust them?

It's obvious that the "fake landing" conspiracies are disseminated by government agents so as to lend credence to the idea that there actually were moon landings (real or fake) broadcast. This is to cover up the TRUTH that it was all part of the Manchurian Candidate project using chemtrails to enduce mass hallucinations about a moon landing broadcast. The whole exercise was to study whether or not chemtrails would be an acceptable method to more readily identify suitable subjects for their project out of the general population.

That's why JFK was shot. In briefings about the project, he got the insane idea of actually trying to land a man on the moon. So he was assassinated before being able to put into effect his plans of diverting MC funds to actually try to land a man on the moon.

It's so obvious...

[Ben Kenobi]

Yeah, because NASA does SO much to help the economy.

Uhh, ok.

You'd rather he pay off his buddies?

[Docfeelgood]

The moon is not real.
The moon was destroyed by one of those high altadude a-bomb test during the fifties.
What you see now is a painting the government put in it's place.
Everybody knows this.
Landing on the moon ? what a joke!

Yall watch too much TV

[BlackCat]

The only people who remember the lunar landings are all old (eg. senile). Why should we trust them?

[Tattila the Hun]

It's not made of cheese?

Not the cheespiracy nuts again...

[Sava]

The moon is not real.

biggest hoax ever

[Japher]

Sava Sighting!

eclipse tonight! tomorrow! and tomorrow night!

or something

[Winston]

You're all nuts.

Just because it sounds impossible to ordinary people to be the first to walk on the Moon and then, thirty years later, win seven consecutive Tour de France titles just like that, doesn't mean it can't be done.

[zakubandit]

Isn't it the same people who say we didn't land on the moon, with all the evidence saying we did, that also believe in a god, with no physical proof at all?