The Tits, Ass and Cuteness test.

[Lorizael]

3. Chicks don't interest me as much as dudes do.

Can you tell me how this works? To me, compared to chicks, dudes have a relative dearth of features. Women have breasts, curves, hourglass figures, etc., whereas men have... muscles or no muscles?

[Space05us]

Skinny and Cute

Raw score: 37% Big Breasts, 41% Big Ass, and 76% Cute!

Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to smaller breasts, smaller asses, and cuter composure than others who've taken the test.


I like all healthy looking women, stupid test.

whereas men have... muscles or no muscles?

Men have many features as well. Most people ignore mens' physical features however because they are not regarded as the true measure of a man. Rather what he does for a living, how cool is his car, how big is his house, is he able to beat the **** out of other men/turn them into subordinate puddles of goo with big words and fancy titles, are more the measure of a man. At least on a very basic level, women just need to be attractive.

[Ben Kenobi]

You scored 67% on tit-size,
You scored 64% on ass-size,
You scored 56% on cuteness,

Seems pretty accurate.

[Docfeelgood]

I got bored and gave up around question 12.


3. Chicks don't interest me as much as dudes do.

long and thin or thick and wide?

[Alinestra Covelia]

Dudes have awesome abs and shoulders and stubble.

Well, okay, stubble on their faces. Women can have stubble elsewhere I guess.

[Wernazuma III]

41% breasts; 45% ass; 68% cute

[Dis]

hmm completed all the questions (and I enabled java script), but can't get past the last page where they ask you to put in an email address and type in the code to prove you're human. Perhaps I'm not human after all... which would explain a few things about my life...

[Dis]

ok got it to work this time. Surprisingly accurate. Though I'm not an ass man. But perhaps I am and just didn't know it. Yes I prefer raunchier women over the cute young girl look. No surprise there.

Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to larger breasts, larger asses, and sexier composures than others who've taken the test.

Note that you like women overall curvier than average.

My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your lower than average score suggests you appreciate a sexier, naughtier look. Kudos!

Recommended Celebrities: Supermodel Laetitia Casta and Actress Angelina Jolie.
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* 89/100 You scored 74% on tit-size, higher than 89% of your peers.
* 78/100 You scored 64% on ass-size, higher than 78% of your peers.
* 24/100 You scored 48% on cuteness, higher than 24% of your peers.

Angelina Jolie not sure who that other chick is.

[Space05us]

Angelina Jolie not sure who that other chick is.

Dis you are an enigma.

[BlackCat]

Curvy and Naughty

Raw score: 67% Big Breasts, 59% Big Ass, and 56% Cute!

:meow:

[Theben]

Curvy and Naughty

Raw score: 81% Big Breasts, 68% Big Ass, and 44% Cute!

Not much different than the 1st time I took the test.

[Elok]

Seems pretty accurate.

I am profoundly suspicious of any test that puts you pretty close to the middle of the road.

Took the test; apparently I like 'em top-heavy and innocent, though really the pictures are too small. It also oversimplifies, since I at least tend to evaluate the body as a whole. Tight booty on a petite girl: nice. Tight booty on a larger, otherwise-curvy woman: not so nice. It's a matter of proportion. Also, the test disregards shape of body parts in favor of pure size, and as AC says the presentation is terribly inconsistent. It's really quite limited.

[Drake Tungsten]

not sure who that other chick is.

Laetitia Casta is much hotter than Angelina Jolie.

[Sava]

Curvy and Naughty

i got almost the same results as tehben

[Kitschum]

Curvy and Cute

Raw score: 52% Big Breasts, 55% Big Ass, and 64% Cute!


Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to larger breasts, larger asses, and cuter composures than others who've taken the test.

Note that you like women overall curvier than average.

My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your higher than average score suggests you appreciate a cuter, nicer look. Kudos!

Recommended Celebrities: Beyoncé and Actress Elisha Cuthbert.
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Compared to other takers

* 58/100 You scored 52% on tit-size, higher than 58% of your peers.
* 61/100 You scored 55% on ass-size, higher than 61% of your peers.
* 67/100 You scored 64% on cuteness, higher than 67% of your peers.

Beyonce. Aiiii. I do like her but I wouldn't consider her "cute" exactly.