Why we have Gay Pride

[Zkribbler]

Hooters isn't flaunting hetero sexuality.
A man walking down the street with his 12 children is. Of course after 5 or 6 the guy isn't bragging anymore. Or smiling.

A guy has 9 kids. He goes to his wife and says, "I can't take anymore kids. If you ever tell me we're going to have another kid, I'll kill myself! So help me, I'll kill myself."

Two months later, she comes to him. "I'm sorry darling, We're going to have another baby."

That does it! He goes out, buys a gun and bullets, goes home, locks himself in the bathroom, loads the gun, puts it to his head, and then says, "Wait a minute! I may be shooting an innocent man!"