How often do you UTFSE to find posts/topics including your username?

[Asher]

Now we know why Asher is gay.

No...in high school I had a male stalker. It's not nearly as good a story. He followed me around in online games in addition to randomly showing up in the same places as me a bit too often. He also transferred from history to computer science in 1st year university and magically attended many of my classes. When I'd put him on my MSN block list he'd make new accounts and ask what happened, etc.

He wasn't as obvious as her in the stalking department, but he was definitely very sexually forward. Unfortunately, he was a fat ****.

[Felch]

Yeah, sorry about that Asher. I followed you here too.

Please don't block me though.

[BeBMan]

Didn't know "UTFSE" as well. I'm such a n00b.

[Asher]

Fun drama fact: One of my "straight" friends had circle jerks with said Fat **** and experimented a little. My friend found out from this fat **** that I was gay, and subsequently ruined the friendship (I'd done some stuff with said friend before also, so he became uncomfortable with it). This "friend" of mine then tried to tell everyone in the school I was gay...which no one believed because he's more feminine than I am. It culminated in my one and only fistfight, where I clocked him with a suckerpunch that happened to knock him off balance and put him mouth-first into the curb, chipping a tooth.

All because of fat ****.

BTW, this "friend" is now married. He's a total ******. I'm sure he ****s around on his wife with guys.

[Felch]

I'm sure he ****s around on his wife with guys.

Good for him. Nothing better to keep a ***** in check than to be another man's ***** yourself.

[Japher]

Got this from my boss today. Share this with you man Asher:
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WOMEN AS EXPLAINED BY ENGINEERS
Part I







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Part III







Part IV








Part V

[Asher]

Links don't work.

[Felch]

Japher's real name is Marcel Duchamp.

[Ben Kenobi]

Oh really? You are accusing me of faking my dad's death?

Look, I don't like you but you don't see me going around in threads you've not been in accusing you of being a pathalogical liar.

[Felch]

We were discussing Dadaism, Ben, not fathers. I'm sorry about your dad, though.

[self biased]

BTW, this "friend" is now married. He's a total ******. I'm sure he ****s around on his wife with guys.

you never know: she might be into that sort of thing.

[Asher]

Oh really? You are accusing me of faking my dad's death?

Look, I don't like you but you don't see me going around in threads you've not been in accusing you of being a pathalogical liar.

It's not an accusation, but a statement of fact. I didn't say anything about your dad, stop being a drama queen.

It's a demonstrable fact, Ben, that you are a pathological liar on this site. Kindly go get ****ed and take your protestations to someone who may give a damn, like SlowwHand. If you don't want to get labeled as a pathological liar, my humble suggestion to you would be to not lie with alarming frequency.

[Japher]

Links don't work.

What links?

[Asher]

To the pictures.

[Asher]

you never know: she might be into that sort of thing.

It's possible. Both him and his wife are "Very Conservative" according to facebook.

It's so typical...