DL confession thread

[Japher]

Zylka is my DL. But I only use that account when I drop acid.

[Aeson]

I am the DL of a spambot that was supposed to advertise cheap brand-name knockoffs, but there was a glitch in the code, encrypting all text, both posts and login. While this resulted in the longest recorded post-record without a ban for any of our spambots, it also resulted in hardly any sales. Sorry for any delays said technical difficulties have caused any of you in your plans to purchase a fine Rolax watch.

[Drake Tungsten]

Your display of megalomania is a sure sign of being a DL.

Or German ancestry...

[self biased]

Tiamat is one of mine, but i gets difficult coming up with new tragedies.

[Winston]

What's a DL?

[Drake Tungsten]

DL = Danish Loser. You're still the gold standard.

[onodera]

I am Drake's DL, like zakubandit and bcsomeyear (forgot the login, can't post anymore).

[Drake Tungsten]

Don't kid yourself; you're not anywhere close to being the kind of quality DL that I would control myself. I separate myself from you via several descending levels of sub-Dls: BeBro to KH to Asher to Serb...

[Ben Kenobi]

Why did you have to blow it bebro. You were doing so well with me.

[Blaupanzer]

Drake's signature says "Asher for GOD." In the discussion the now known to be sub-DL called Drake says all the other DLs are subbed to GOD, the super-DL. Based on these clues I think Asher, Drake, and I believe the primary DL is Asher!

[KrazyHorse]

And BeBro is my DL. I'm sorry.

This is getting confusing, because you're my DL.

[dannubis]

SO you put your own DL on ignore ? That is just harsh

[KrazyHorse]

Drake's on my ignore list?

[Nikolai]

I'm Asher's sub DL.

[Riesstiu IV]

Ali is my DL.