I lost my Keys

[Krill]

Try to "copy" all your routines, also with the interrupts,like you wanted to go see TV
but the phone rang.
Good luck

I live in a 12 foot by 8 foot box in college, It took me all for 2 minutes to check that stuff

Check your pockets.

Already did, twice.

Check Wiglaf's ass.

Er...I thought Wiglaf didn't swallow? Thanks for setting me straight.

JohnT took them.

That texan thief, I should have shot him in the back when I saw him running away

Check your front door. They're probably in the lock.

first place i checked.

Check the pockets in your dirty jeans in the clothes hamper.
Check the locks in the door of your apartment and your car.
Look inside the car to see if they are still in the ignition. Are they still in the lock of your trunk? (I did that once. )
Look around the base and underneath any chair you've sat in -- they might have fallen out of your pocket.

Right! If you always keep your keys in the right pocket, check the left one.
Check inside the refrigerator and in the cupboards. If you were distracted or tired, you might have put them in there.

Done, done, and done.

I predict he will find them in the last place he looks.

Actually I doubt it...I stupid like that.

Of course! Because once he finds them, he'll stop looking.

Ph.D'd

In the flower pot (happened to an aunt)
In/under the shopping/sport bag
In your other jean/pant/vest/...
In/under the couch
In your toolbox
On your bookshelf, behind some book
Just behind/next to your screen

don't have,
don't have,
already cheched,
don't have,
don't have,
already checked,
already checked.

They are in your refrigerator.

ACK!

I don't have a fridge.

I started a thread on this exact subject at CG one time. I found the keys in a box of cap'n crunch. I'm serious.

Some people are lucky.

[Tuberski]

Check under you mattress with the porn.

ACK!

[ZEE]

pics or it didnt happen

[Wiglaf]

While imitation is the most sincere form of flattery, your keys aren't in my ass.

[DaShi]

Thank you for checking.

[OzzyKP]

I've looked everywhere, on the bed, under the bed, in drawers, on my desk, around the sink, ever-sodding-where.

While it might be in the most unlikely spot possible, it is quite doubtful you left your keys on Apolyton. So better begin your search elsewhere.

[Wiglaf]

I would've thought you'd say the key is always ENFRANCHISING THE YOUTH. SEIG HAIL :MAD:

[flipside]

Just break in to your house.
It's easy and cheaper than a locksmith.
If police come around, show them proof it belongs to you.
Simple.

Amusingly in London, it is cheaper and quicker to break a window and let yourself in than call a locksmith.

[Wiglaf]

I have no doubt my dog would murder anyone who broke into my house, including myself. He doesn't take any bull****. You come in through the front door or you come out in a body bag

[SlowwHand]

Just break in to your house.
It's easy and cheaper than a locksmith.
If police come around, show them proof it belongs to you.
Simple.

Amusingly in London, it is cheaper and quicker to break a window and let yourself in than call a locksmith.

I think he's in the house and wants to leave. At least in READING, it so appears.

[Dry]

In one of your shoes

[Lorizael]

I have no doubt my dog would murder anyone who broke into my house, including myself. He doesn't take any bull****. You come in through the front door or you come out in a body bag

Even Santa?

[Wiglaf]

Jews don't care about Santa and are cheap

[Lorizael]

This just in: Wiggy's a Jew.

[SlowwHand]

He's half Jewish, half gypsy.