I lost my Keys

[Krill]

I've looked everywhere, on the bed, under the bed, in drawers, on my desk, around the sink, ever-sodding-where.

Give me ideas of where to look so that I can find them and then go shopping please.

[fed1943]

Try to "copy" all your routines, also with the interrupts,like you wanted to go see TV
but the phone rang.
Good luck

[Thoth]

Check your pockets.

[DaShi]

Check Wiglaf's ass.

[BeBMan]

JohnT took them.

[Lorizael]

This reminds me of a Tool song I can't seem to get out of my head.

[rah]

Check your front door. They're probably in the lock.

[Zkribbler]

Check the pockets in your dirty jeans in the clothes hamper.
Check the locks in the door of your apartment and your car.
Look inside the car to see if they are still in the ignition. Are they still in the lock of your trunk? (I did that once. )
Look around the base and underneath any chair you've sat in -- they might have fallen out of your pocket.

Check your pockets.

Right! If you always keep your keys in the right pocket, check the left one.
Check inside the refrigerator and in the cupboards. If you were distracted or tired, you might have put them in there.

[-Jrabbit]

I predict he will find them in the last place he looks.

[Tuberski]

I always hated that saying.

ACK!

[Zkribbler]

I predict he will find them in the last place he looks.

Of course! Because once he finds them, he'll stop looking.

[Dry]

I've looked everywhere, on the bed, under the bed, in drawers, on my desk, around the sink, ever-sodding-where.

Give me ideas of where to look so that I can find them and then go shopping please.

In the flower pot (happened to an aunt)
In/under the shopping/sport bag
In your other jean/pant/vest/...
In/under the couch
In your toolbox
On your bookshelf, behind some book
Just behind/next to your screen

[Tuberski]

They are in your refrigerator.

ACK!

[BeBMan]

I predict he will find them in the last place he looks.

I'd look first in the last place!

[KrazyHorse]

I started a thread on this exact subject at CG one time. I found the keys in a box of cap'n crunch. I'm serious.