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  • I lost my Keys

    I've looked everywhere, on the bed, under the bed, in drawers, on my desk, around the sink, ever-sodding-where.

    Give me ideas of where to look so that I can find them and then go shopping please.
    You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

  • #2
    Try to "copy" all your routines, also with the interrupts,like you wanted to go see TV
    but the phone rang.
    Good luck

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    • #3
      Check your pockets.
      Libraries are state sanctioned, so they're technically engaged in privateering. - Felch
      I thought we're trying to have a serious discussion? It says serious in the thread title!- Al. B. Sure

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      • #4
        Check Wiglaf's ass.
        “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
        "Capitalism ho!"

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        • #5
          JohnT took them.
          Blah

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          • #6
            This reminds me of a Tool song I can't seem to get out of my head.
            Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
            "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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            • #7
              Check your front door. They're probably in the lock.
              It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
              RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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              • #8
                Check the pockets in your dirty jeans in the clothes hamper.
                Check the locks in the door of your apartment and your car.
                Look inside the car to see if they are still in the ignition. Are they still in the lock of your trunk? (I did that once. )
                Look around the base and underneath any chair you've sat in -- they might have fallen out of your pocket.
                Check your pockets.
                Right! If you always keep your keys in the right pocket, check the left one.
                Check inside the refrigerator and in the cupboards. If you were distracted or tired, you might have put them in there.

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                • #9
                  I predict he will find them in the last place he looks.
                  Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
                  RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-Arms

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                  • #10
                    I always hated that saying.

                    ACK!
                    Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by -Jrabbit View Post
                      I predict he will find them in the last place he looks.
                      Of course! Because once he finds them, he'll stop looking.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Krill View Post
                        I've looked everywhere, on the bed, under the bed, in drawers, on my desk, around the sink, ever-sodding-where.

                        Give me ideas of where to look so that I can find them and then go shopping please.
                        In the flower pot (happened to an aunt)
                        In/under the shopping/sport bag
                        In your other jean/pant/vest/...
                        In/under the couch
                        In your toolbox
                        On your bookshelf, behind some book
                        Just behind/next to your screen
                        The books that the world calls immoral are the books that show the world its own shame. Oscar Wilde.

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                        • #13
                          They are in your refrigerator.

                          ACK!
                          Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by -Jrabbit View Post
                            I predict he will find them in the last place he looks.
                            I'd look first in the last place!
                            Blah

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                            • #15
                              I started a thread on this exact subject at CG one time. I found the keys in a box of cap'n crunch. I'm serious.
                              12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                              Stadtluft Macht Frei
                              Killing it is the new killing it
                              Ultima Ratio Regum

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