I lost my Keys

[Alinestra Covelia]

Postcards and letters
T shirts and sweaters
Passports and parkers
Mobiles and chargers
Two tennis racquets
Blue Rizla packets
A new sheepskin jacket

I lost it all through my life
There have been
Many rare and precious things
I have tried
To call mine

But I just cannot seem
To keep hold of anything
For more than a short time

Possessions of a sentimental kind
They were mine
Now they're not...

[Zkribbler]

I'm going to go KH on his PC, and Asher on his arse. Just got to pick the oppurtune moment...

It they don't know that you know, then get your revenge more subtly:

Sit around looking really dejected when they come in. Go to them in a very embarrassed manner. Tell them that you lost your keys, and that when you went to the landlord to get replacements, he went berzerk! He's going to evict the lot of you in just three days. Tell them that you are SOOOO sorry. Also tell them that one of the sexy co-eds [name a name] has offered to let you stay with her. Sorry, she only has room for one extra person, so your flatmates will have to find their own place. They have three days.

[Ben Kenobi]

Only if their name is on the lease, which I suspect it's not.

[Cort Haus]

I think he's in a uni halls of residence, rather than in private landlord accommodation.

[Krill]

yup uni halls of residence, individual contracts with the college (and hence the complete university.)

[Alinestra Covelia]

Which Dunelm college, specifically?

I went to Hill Bede once and got lost in there. It's really big and sprawling.

[Krill]

Trevs. Best bar in the uni.

[Alinestra Covelia]

Trevs

One of my best friends was there. It was also the location of my first non-Castle lay.

Hexagonal weirdass modernist architecture!

[Krill]

So good I applied to be a postgrad there...now just teh waiting to see if I passed remains.

That and donating a couple of hundred quid to the bar

[Sprayber]

They are in your refrigerator.

ACK!

Left my remote to my tv there once. Looked every ****ing where until I went back for more ice.

[Alinestra Covelia]

waiting to see if I passed remains.

Forensic tests can usually give you the answer to that fairly fast, but may be expensive.

[Dis]

I leave everything unlocked so I never need keys.

[Krill]

Too many sodding thieves around in the north.

[Dis]

I was joking of course. My brother (who lives with me) left his truck unlocked as he always does. Not surprisingly some guy on a bicycle (probably a meth user) stole a bunch of stuff out of it. My brother saw him just as he was finishing up. They guy rode off.

****ing druggies. I hate them so much. They are all a bunch of commies that think what you own fuels their drug habit.